Things you only see at Xmas time

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Egg nog

 

[Tommy Chong]

Never understood why the religious loons jump all over this. He was literally banging a brass. I bet she used to stick a sneaky thumb up his hoop.

How do we know his crucifixion wasn't just a sex game that got out of hand?

Well then, I guess there's only one thing to say to you, mate...

 

[magicjuan]

Never understood why the religious loons jump all over this. He was literally banging a brass. I bet she used to stick a sneaky thumb up his hoop.

How do we know his crucifixion wasn't just a sex game that got out of hand?

'Jesus' was a safeword

 

[trueblue84]

'Jesus' was a safeword

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Never understood why the religious loons jump all over this. He was literally banging a brass. I bet she used to stick a sneaky thumb up his hoop.

How do we know his crucifixion wasn't just a sex game that got out of hand?

 

[Goodison87]

Large gangs of lads wearing woolly Christmas jumpers hopping from one pub to another that they don’t normally visit..

 

[coollino]

In the good old days, the bosses were in the thick of it.

What went on, on the Christmas party, stayed in the Christmas party.

Some of the black I got on bosses at Christmas parties served me well over the years

Lucky for our team, me and the other manager, are probably the biggest drinkers in the team. Luckily for me, I'm better at handling my drink than the other manager so I'm pretty much sorted

 

[gonetomorrow]

Never understood why the religious loons jump all over this. He was literally banging a brass. I bet she used to stick a sneaky thumb up his hoop.

How do we know his crucifixion wasn't just a sex game that got out of hand?

More turkey, Vicar?

 

[marnie]

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the only decoration i have!

Yeah but who bought it for you ..........OOOOOOOOOOH ..........Secret Stalker.............Spooky x

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Die Hard

 

[Bryan+]

Not being able to sleep because of excitement, not anxiety.

Bizarre drinks; cherry brandy, advocaat and hergenschmürgenbürgenbraü

Electricity bills you can't afford

Pissed up gargoyle bints, with a slight whiff of vomit, finding you attractive and owning a wrestler's grip

Cheese with additional ingredients; cranberry and moss, cinnamon and phlegm, bacon and yoghurt

Plastic trees with pictures of dead dogs hung on them

Jesus porn guilt

Excuse me what

 

[magicjuan]

Excuse me what

Apologies if these are everday occurrences for you. Namaste

 

[ste d' indica]

Extra Everton.

 

[eddie5]

Scrooged.....only xmas movie I watch

 

[Tommy Chong]

Die Hard