Those two penalties yesterday

[Kurt.]

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaagggghhhhh aye lad

Nnnnngawa Tom

 

[tommye]

Nnnnngawa Tom

Me Tarzan, you pain...

 

[Kurt.]

Ambidextrous

I’d give my right hand to be that

 

[Boss_Blue]

I’d give my right hand to be that

Left hand makes it feel like someone else.

 

[tommye]

Left hand makes it feel like someone else.

If you get a midget to wank you off it feels like its Jeremy Beadle

 

[Kurt.]

If you get a midget to wank you off it feels like its Jeremy Beadle

?

 

[tommye]

?

? ?

 

[Boss_Blue]

? ?

 

[Bungle]

I watched the Green Mile the other night and couldn't help but wonder whether the big fella would have survived if a rep from Everton was in charge of the death penalty.

 

[sladen90]

Because Premier League grounds are more equipped for it, it’s too cost effective for any clubs from L1 down and damn near impossible at non league level

Yes, I understand the reasoning behind it. But surly it shouldn't be used at all then? By using it in some games and not others then It doesn't make it an even playing field.

 

[Bungle]

Can't help but wonder if @bullybeef had a personality transplant if he'd still be a knobhead.

 

[Joey66]

Gray would have most likely

As for the shootout had it gone there

Keane
Gray
Townsend
Tosun
Doucoure

Gray was not on the field .... subbed as he was Knackered....

 

[MikeH72]

If @Theoneandonly supported Everton and not Newcastle United, would he still be firmly wedged up Benitez’s hoop?

 

[Cow kecks]

If you get a midget to wank you off it feels like its Jeremy Beadle

That snow white must have been gutted she was a girl.

 

[tommye]

That snow white must have been gutted she was a girl.

Did you know her favourite drink was 7up?