Those two penalties yesterday

[Cow kecks]

Did you know her favourite drink was 7up?

 

[Cow kecks]

Feel a bit sorry for her, have you seen the size of their fists?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Feel a bit sorry for her, have you seen the size of their fists?

No mate - why?

 

[Bungle]

No mate - why?

Vagina like an IED has gone off under her

 

[Boss_Blue]

Vagina like an IED has gone off under her

Uterus like a collapsed mine shaft.

 

[Bungle]

Uterus like a collapsed mine shaft.

Vulva like Sloth from goonies mouth

 

[Boss_Blue]

Vulva like Sloth from goonies mouth

Clit like an eroded boulder.

 

[Cow kecks]

Uterus like a collapsed mine shaft.

Do you reckon the little feller's climbed in to have a look? They were miners after all.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Do you reckon the little feller's climbed in to have a look? They were miners after all.

Yes but we don't speak about Cripple, the 8th dwarf that never returned.

 

[tommye]

No mate - why?

 

[Bungle]

Did we win on penalties in the end? Who took them?

 

[Cow kecks]

Yes but we don't speak about Cripple, the 8th dwarf that never returned.

I heard the mine collapsed on the poor little guy.

 

[Runub]

Rondon. He would've missed both.

Nah….taking penalties involves a run up

 

[Cow kecks]

Did we win on penalties in the end? Who took them?

7 little feller's that were left on the pitch.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I heard the mine collapsed on the poor little guy.

Yes, that's the joke ffs lol