Time Travel Event...

[bobbyrob]

I would travel back to 1000BC and fu*k the **** out of Rachel Welch

 

[McBain]

I love the footy ones. Youve got the power to solve the mysteries of the Universe and you go to the footy!!!

Timeline
July 7, 1947

Venue
Roswell, New Mexico

Event
Supposed UFO Crash

 

[gordonjblair]

Timeline: 1969

Location: Sound Stage in a Hangar in New Mexico

Event: Seeing if I could sneak myself into the background of one of those there moon landing shots

 

[gordonjblair]

I'd be dressed up like that Wally


.. would be the best Where's Wally ever

 

[gordonjblair]

Timeline: about 6000 years ago

Location: all over the shop

Event: helping God put all of those funny shaped bones all over the place, making people think Dinosaurs existed and we all came from monkeys


best practical joke EVER

 

[Gazdalf]

Timeline: 1987

Location: Belfast Ulster Hall or Newcastle, one of the two. Priceless anyway

Event: Because it is what it is


YouTube - Gary Moore with Phil Lynott - Parisienne Walkways (live)

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Timeline
6th June 1944 - 06:30

Venue
Normandy Coast

Event
Normandy "D-Day" Landings.

 

[Bundy]

Dinosaurs are cool.

 

[Gazdalf]

Dinosaurs are cool.

I'm the baby, gotta love me



YouTube - Dinosaurs - I'm the Baby - Gotta Love Me

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Neither is he, you have to be human first, he doesn't qualify.

Red to Andy in the Yard in Shawshank regarding the "sisters"

 

[a2b chris]

Timeline
July 1990 - about 12.05

Venue
Skem Labour Club

Event
Should of pulled my ex's mate instead of her (or may be aswell as, and then just abused them both and told the world about it and never married her!)

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Timeline: 15AD

Venue: Jordan

Event: The Christ family are sat round the dinner table when Mary tells Joseph that he isn't Jesus' dad.

"That night, when you went the Inn, some guy who appeared in a tardis not long after and I couldnt resist."

At which point I barge through the front door singing.

"JESUS IS NOT YOURS, JESUS IS NOT YOURRRRS, OH JOSEPH YOU MELT JESUS IS NOT YOURS".


"JESUS IS MINE, JESUS IS MIIINNNE, OH JOSEPH YOU WOODMAN, JESUS IS MINE"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Timeline: 15AD

Venue: Jordan

Event: The Christ family are sat round the dinner table when Mary tells Joseph that he isn't Jesus' dad.

"That night, when you went the Inn, some guy who appeared in a tardis not long after and I couldnt resist."

At which point I barge through the front door singing.

"JESUS IS NOT YOURS, JESUS IS NOT YOURRRRS, OH JOSEPH YOU MELT JESUS IS NOT YOURS".


"JESUS IS MINE, JESUS IS MIIINNNE, OH JOSEPH YOU WOODMAN, JESUS IS MINE"

following it up with "feck off you romans, this city's not yours."

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Red to Andy in the Yard in Shawshank regarding the "sisters"

Spot on.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

timeline-6 march 2009
venue-any newsagent
event-me buying a euro millions ticket with the now known winning numbers.

timeline-1950's
venue-wherever he was
event-me killing bill shankly.