Tinder

[chicoazul]

Chico can you run away please? I need to get ready to go out and see my mates.
Would be more fitting if it was to go on a tinder date but hey ho.

Did an app pick your mates for you too mate?

You haven't got mates. You live with your mum and gonna spend Saturday begging Popworld for a retweet while you're sat in your bills.

We can help you. Learn our ways.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

State of him lads. He's in a vest in March to show off his sleeve tattoo. Defo rustled. You can tell by the hashtags, ladbible taught me this.

Zero hour contracts lads. Proof that karma exists you lizards.

Gerrim, azul

 

[chicoazul]

I cant look anymore , I'm behind the couch here!

That's not a couch Donnie. That's Ethel, she's 85 and pisses herself just like you.

It's ok, the nurse come now.

 

[Donald Twain]

Someone throw in the towel, he's having a damo moment

someone should throw the quilt in never mind the towel!

 

[chicoazul]

If (sorry, WHEN) he does give us a tag m8. Wouldn't want to miss any of the top bantz

Rusted #m8.

 

[Donald Twain]

That's not a couch Donnie. That's Ethel, she's 85 and pisses herself just like you.

It's ok, the nurse come now.

omg ya repeating yourself again!

 

[chicoazul]

Someone throw in the towel, he's having a damo moment

Your head's fell off here mate.

 

[Connor]

Someone radio the 81st for a Med-Evac, STAT.

 

[Yorkie]

Did an app pick your mates for you too mate?

You haven't got mates. You live with your mum and gonna spend Saturday begging Popworld for a retweet while you're sat in your bills.

We can help you. Learn our ways.

I'm off to a pub on the edge of where all the student girls live. Cheap pints, and good times.

Those nights still exist mate, you don't see it because you're not part of that world anymore.

 

[Margie Clark]

When you find yourself agreeing with the most tedious multi (and the completion is HOT) on here then I'd worry that one is maybe #rustled.

You haven't got it mate. Leave it to the grown ups.

Aww come on now Chicochops, don't be mean to @terry nodder he seems like a lovely fella
Margie x

 

[chicoazul]

omg ya repeating yourself again!

How would you know? Your memory capacity extends only to 4 minutes you sectioned mess.

 

[Donald Twain]

I'm off to a pub on the edge of where all the student girls live. Cheap pints, and good times.

Those nights still exist mate, you don't see it because you're not part of that world anymore.

send him a fax!

 

[chicoazul]

This is like fighting Superman where he's got abar 10 fists all coming at you at once.

 

[Yorkie]

How would you know? Your memory capacity extends only to 4 minutes you sectioned mess.

Bring up dithering dougie again, we all love that one grandad!

 

[Yorkie]

This is like fighting Superman where he's got abar 10 fists all coming at you at once.

Ask your mar for advise, she's been in a similar situation