Tinder

[RFUS]

This is the King of the twenty somethings on here paying his dues.

Put the jam jars down lads. You ain't got them minerals.

I don't know mate. It's an uphill battle tackling people who are getting laid. Hard to feel like a loser when your scrotal warriors are conquering new lands.

That said, I can only get it up these days if I win an internet forum battle of words. Sally from Sefton can wait 10 more minutes.

 

[TheFinnFan]

whos mar is on tinder?

 

[chicoazul]

Yorkie and Connor done good tonight

You started out fierce then very quickly lost your cajones when it became apparent there would be some actual effort required to achieve your aim. You're a perfect representative of the twenty somethings you lazy try too hard titheads. Get back in Amazon lest the robot that tracks you to make your you're putting the miles in tells your Supervisor. Yer mar wants her keep like she wants my wang.

 

[jal123]

I predict by midnight Cheeks will be staggering round GOT like a baby giraffe, stunned into submission by the revolution.

RISE!

 

[chicoazul]

Something something apps bearded lizards something something

Lads love me IM ON TINDER.

 

[RFUS]

@chicoazul will be on tinder as soon as they increase the image size limit to a high enough resolution to accommodate a picture of his head.

 

[Yorkie]

Yorkie and Connor done good tonight

No, Chico has done good, he's come clean about his thinly veiled jealousy and made me miss a train in the process.

Nearly at the pub now lads, in a bit!

 

[Tigger]

I'm seething they can grow full beards at 22 and I couldn't.

So you envy the Tinder warrior? developments. . . .

 

[chicoazul]

I predict by midnight Cheeks will be staggering round GOT like a baby giraffe, stunned into submission by the revolution.

RISE!

Jal it don't have to be this way. Not you too bro.

 

[Yorkie]

Something something apps bearded lizards something something

Something something sleeve tattoos something zero hour contracts something something

 

[sageyefc]

You starred out fierce then very quickly lost your cajones when it became apparent there would be some actual effort required to achieve your aim. You're a perfect representative of the twenty somethings you lazy try too hard titheads. Get back in Amazon lest the robot that tracks you to make your you're putting the miles in tells your Supervisor. Yer mar wants her keep like she wants my wang.

I couldn't take the kill shot when it came down to it

Got Spekt for you bruh.





I'm not in the twenty somethings either, I'm somewhere between them and your lot

 

[jal123]

Jal it don't have to be this way. Not you too bro.

I'm the David Dimbleby to your Jeremy Corbyn, an impartial commentator

 

[Yorkie]

Lads love me IM ON TINDER.

*Increases search radius by 100 miles

 

[chicoazul]

I couldn't take the kill shot when it came down to it

Got Spekt for you bruh.





I'm not in the twenty somethings either, I'm somewhere between them and your lot

Bra get back in character please. It's Saturday night and were the opening act.

 

[rascal]

Just what is happening on Got?

Is Chico losing his grip?

Are people really fed up of threads about wools and apps?

Tune in next week to find out...

It's like Ali against Berbick. A former great reduced to a bumbling mess.