Walham Green Blue
Player Valuation: £6m
It’s fairly mixed, as you might imagine. He has some sort of reputation as one of those must have FIFA/PlayStation-type coaches that everyone has been raving about over the last few years, but I’m still waiting to see what it is exactly that reinforces his reputation. He’s not Frank Lampard though and there are a significant number of our lot who won’t forgive him for that. I’m not one of them but it’s all a bit underwhelming at the moment.Hey mate, what is the general Chelsea's fan's consensus on the Tuchel appointment? Are they excited or indifferent to it?
He’s also a bit too skeletal and looks like he lives off a diet of Pot Noodles and Crystal meth in student digs so I suppose there’ll be some who can’t forgive him for that.
Let’s face it we haven’t had a formidable side for 10 years, despite a couple of league titles, so hopefully he’ll receive some latitude from Abramovich and his little hatchet men.