Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
“Good Morning Sir, I’d like to buy your loaf of bread.”Should have taken the £52 million for Wilf and used it to rebuild the squad but Parish got greedy and treated him as a footballing slave and here they are.
No sympathy.
”Of course Sir, that will be £1.50”
”What! That bread is only worth 40p!”
”Nevertheless Sir, the price of the bread is £1.50”
”Well, I’m not paying £1.50”
”Then I’m afraid you won’t be able to have the bread Sir”
”It’s not fair. You‘re keeping that bread against it’s will. It will go stale.”
“Indeed Sir, would you like to buy the bread?You do seem very persistent.”
”Yes please”
”That will be £1.50 please Sir.”
I’ve made it as easy as I can for you to understand. Value is opinion based and can be different to price. To be honest the amount of exchanges we have had over this reminds me of Father Ted trying to explain to Dougal the difference between “small” and “ far away”.