witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
Haha I barely speak to my wife and I just text her to say it's 5 years since I last used my penis. She's not amused, also the dates don't match so I reckon I'm a few weeks out. Not my finest momentIts a close tie between that, and this fond memory brought back by a translucent scotish ghost banging in a hat trick against Chelsea.