Today’s Football 2022/23 Season

[Jamiednm]

RS mate said Haaland hasn’t come up against any one decent yet, supposedly we have to wait till he comes up against Van Dijk to see how good he is. He’s predicted that Van Dijk will have him in his arse pocket. lol

Van Dik’s ‘aura’ would be sucked out of him the moment he looks directly at Haaland’s shark face.

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

Odegaard is incredible man, he's world class.

£32m is an absolute bargain, Saliba is just magnificent.

Should be 5/6-0 up.

Hope Fabio Viera gets a run out tonight, most assists in Portugal last year, incredible little player.

I do like a man that speaks in hyperboles!

 

[JLW]

Stays injury free, got to be nailed on for the golden boot.

The boy is an absolute beast.

Buying money even if he picks up a couple of injuries.

He's already scored 80% of what most decent PL strikers score in a season

 

[Gooner66789]

Haaland will hit 50+ in all comps this year, being serious.

Villa on Sunday, could be triple hattrick back to back to back lol.

He's been breeded in a lab in Norway, guys a freak, like a member of x-men.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Stays injury free, got to be nailed on for the golden boot.

The boy is an absolute beast.

He’ll get injured the week before they play the RS mate.

 

[Wizard]

If my maths are correct than at this current rate 8 in 5 hes on for around 60 PL goals

He’s actually on 9 in 4.5 games so technically on course for 76

 

[Eggs]

If my maths are correct than at this current rate 8 in 5 hes on for around 60 PL goals

….the weird thing is, he misses chances. Watching the header he failed to convert in the lead up to Stones’ disallowed goal, yet he still gets 3. Defenders can’t handle his physicality but I do think he might be frustrating at times, as he was in the Charity Shield.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Kehrer has had a proper Woodgate of a first couple of games for West Ham.

 

[Lapeno77]

RS mate said Haaland hasn’t come up against any one decent yet, supposedly we have to wait till he comes up against Van Dijk to see how good he is. He’s predicted that Van Dijk will have him in his arse pocket. lol

Van Dijk goes down with Covid, 2 days before that game.

 

[Gooner66789]

You'd think Haaland makes City Favourites for the UCL, but you have the mentality monsters Real Madrid.

Bayern looking decent too.

 

[Jamiednm]

Haaland has got too much potential. Everton were right to turn him down when he was younger, you don’t want the promise of freakish potential infesting the club.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

He’s not from this planet

 

[JohnRoss23]

Commentator disgusted with clear foul against rs lol

 

[tnc85]

They've been playing at a different pace from everyone else

Yeah Arteta has defiantly picked up a lot of Peps tactical nous! They are building a great squad and playing really attacking football.

 

[Gooner66789]

You just know Haaland will do his ACL a week before liverpool at anfield.