Today's Football 2014/15

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 16, 2015

My mate just text me (he's a reds***e) and said there may be some sort of petition to name a part of the ground after Gerrard, he may have been winding me up though, but you never know with them bellends.

SpurtingLesbian · May 16, 2015

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
My mate just text me (he's a reds***e) and said there may be some sort of petition to name a part of the ground after Gerrard, he may have been winding me up though, but you never know with them bellends.

There is that seat way off to the right, about halfway up the stand in the away end where half his shots end up.
They should rename that.

The Mighty Quint · May 16, 2015

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
My mate just text me (he's a reds***e) and said there may be some sort of petition to name a part of the ground after Gerrard, he may have been winding me up though, but you never know with them bellends.

The "Gerrard Urinals" in the Kop.

RFUS · May 16, 2015

I'd love to sign Bolasie.

Been following him a lot since he bummed us last season. He doesn't score enough but he's creative and unusual for a winger, in that he's tall and strong.

deipnosophist · May 16, 2015

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
My mate just text me (he's a reds***e) and said there may be some sort of petition to name a part of the ground after Gerrard, he may have been winding me up though, but you never know with them bellends.

...you're not wrong mate. Generally, I can detect a p1sstake from a mile away, but Liverpool fans often have me in two minds (eg the recent 'ode to Gerrard' video clip)

quasi modo · May 16, 2015

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
My mate just text me (he's a reds***e) and said there may be some sort of petition to name a part of the ground after Gerrard, he may have been winding me up though, but you never know with them bellends.

Why would that happen? Liverpool have had better players who have won far more than him, start with any of them first.

SpurtingLesbian · May 16, 2015

Carragher .. Gutted. lollollol

SpurtingLesbian · May 16, 2015

The Mighty Quint said:
The "Gerrard Urinals" in the Kop.

Well, they always take the piss...

The Equaliser · May 16, 2015

Nice balanced punditry team. Both teams equally represented. Well in Sky.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 16, 2015

quasi modo said:
Why would that happen? Liverpool have had better players who have won far more than him, start with any of them first.

Agree, but there has never been this much wankfesting from the media over any other s***e player.

Dithering Dougie · May 16, 2015

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter said:
I'd love to sign Bolasie.

Been following him a lot since he bummed us last season. He doesn't score enough but he's creative and unusual for a winger, in that he's tall and strong.

Please no! He's so hit and miss he makes McGeady look consistent.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 16, 2015

The Equaliser said:
Nice balanced punditry team. Both teams equally represented. Well in Sky.

Can't watch it, who have they got.

The Equaliser · May 16, 2015

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Can't watch it, who have they got.

Redknapp and Carragher of course. Surprised Sourness isn't there as well.

RFUS · May 16, 2015

Dithering Dougie said:
Please no! He's so hit and miss he makes McGeady look consistent.

He's only hit and miss when he shoots!

But can you not see the damage he does cause? He's so direct, totally stretches the opposition all over the pitch. Top player, and comparing him to McGeady is laughable.