Today's Football 2016 / 2017 Season

[degsy]

Wayne Rooney all time UTD scorer, 200 odd less games than Charlton

Job done Agent Rooney, back you come on loan while we work a separate sponsorship deal to pay you

 

[summerisle]

Just been told the pies have sold out.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Pep always picks his nose when being interviewed, dirty tramp

Vulgarity. Thy name is Pep.

 

[PITA]

Can't stand Sterling but that was a penalty with a push and a red card.

Can't stand Sterling.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Mourinho has sacked the ball boys at Old Trafford and brought in the academy players to do it because he wants the ball brought back into play quicker.

 

[Ring master]

Didnt know were to put this,but this is brilliant

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-stokes-players-and-staff-before-man-utd-game

 

[Ring master]

Didnt know were to put this,but this is brilliant

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-stokes-players-and-staff-before-man-utd-game

kids banter in video

To Mark Hughes: "You're so cool Sparky, I'm glad we didn't sack you..."
To Erik Pieters: "Give us a million, I'm begging you. I've only got one pound in my bank."

To Peter Crouch: "Do the robot… banter!"
To Bruno Martins Indi: "You look so much more realistic than you do on FIFA 17."

To Marko Arnautovic: "Never leave the club Arnie, you're better than Ronaldo."
To Marc Muniesa: "You're very cool but the only thing bad is you don't score goals!"


And whats in your bag,Make up

 

[PhilM]

You could hear a tumbleweed in this Saints game

Leicester look woeful and a complete shadow of last year, so their fans must be relieved that there's some total dross below them.

 

[Toast]

Can't stand Leicester.

 

[PhilM]

Just been told the pies have sold out.

Looks like Leeds fans to me so I'm not surprised as their a horrendous group of fans.

 

[f.t.r.s]

normal service resumed for leicester

 

[Jags..class]

Lol just in time to miss the rs game

 

[Jags..class]

The rs are jammy

 

[Bubba]

The rs are jammy

???

 

[Jags..class]

???

VVD gone of injured for Southampton