Today's Football 2017-18 Season

[a bell maul]

I'm not sure mate. But I recall a Rugby League player called Billy Moore, and whilst the commentators called everyone else on the field by their surname, in about 10 years of watching the game, he was never ever called just 'Moore'; it was always Billy Moore. For the first couple of years, I thought his surname was Billiemore

 

[ToffeeDan]

Qarabag with their own version of "Everton that" by conceding quickly and now hanging on.

 

[a bell maul]

No, thankfully there's no-one in our team who gets called like that.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Weird - Firmino scores, pulls his shorts down and Henderson is all over him kissing his neck ooerr missus

Wronguns XIlol

 

[navidson]

I'm not sure how any human being could celebrate anything that Firmino does - What a stain

 

[chrissyjack]

Weird - Firmino scores, pulls his shorts down and Henderson is all over him kissing his neck ooerr missus

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Weird - Firmino scores, pulls his shorts down and Henderson is all over him kissing his neck ooerr missus

That's taking FKW into a whole other area.

 

[Sunderland afc]

Newcastle out of cup

 

[Goat]

Newcastle out of cup

 

[toffeejack]

steaua draw 0-0 away in lisbon and then lose 5-1 at home... didn't get a man sent off or anything. EH?

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Lol at Southampton. Going backwards

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Newcastle not started their campaign off well at all.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Newcastle not started their campaign off well at all.

That's OK, they'll turn it around by not signing anyone.

 

[Wat Tyler]

That's OK, they'll turn it around by not signing anyone.

Benitez keeps pushing this myth, he has spent £38m this summer.

 

[Ring master]

IN THE THE CARABAO CUP DRAW,

EVERTON V SUNDERLAND

GAMES WEEK OF 18TH SEPTEMBER