TGW89
Player Valuation: £35m
Seriously, they'll be playing twice a week most weeks after the intl break, and they'll continue like this without skipping a beat.
So utterly sus it's a joke. But who's going to blow them up?
To pose a hypothetical(?) situation.... that'd be like if the Queen had had a photo of Prince Andrew porking a 14-year old cheerleader next to a big sign saying "WELCOME TO EPSTEIN ISLAND".
What does QE2 do? The morally-right thing, show this pic to the world and send her sleazebag son to rot in Wandsworth for all eternity, but at the same time destroy 1,000 years of monarchy and lose Britain about 80% of its tourism?
Or does she burn the photo, pay the right people off and keep some degree of illusion that the sovereignty is pure and just - even if only to beet-faced boomers who think that the New Testament's Book of Matthew was written by Matt Hughes.
Similar deal to the doped Reds. Reveal the truth and send the club's share price plummeting, it's worldwide fans deserting them (ha!) and putting the greedy PL fatcats on the street?
Or keep it hidden to preserve the status quo.... it's not right.... but I get it. All I will say is that it took 50 years for Jimmy Saville (and a year after his death) to be outed for a reason.
