Fearthainn
Player Valuation: £30m
Chelsea. It'd wind the Kopites up no end.
This, Chelsea winning it would give us all plenty of material to popcorn the kopites whenever they try and talk about their unbelievable, epic, against all odds title win. "Good enough to win the CL against much better teams than you, so clearly they didn't win the PL simply because they weren't allowed to". I can picture them foaming at the mouth.