Tom Cleverley

[Charles Hawtrey]

Tom Cleverley has never masturbated as he feels he's only been given a certain amount of sperm and he doesnt want to use it all up foolishly

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Tom Cleverley uses Lil-Lets teens Day Ultra Towels with Wings for shin pads

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Tom Cleverley nods his head when he says "Jesus"

 

[cronullasharks]

Tom Cleverley admires a solid back foot defensive shot in a game of T20 cricket

 

[Moggers]

Tom Cleverley once bought 2 'bags for life' from Asda, but was so consumed by guilt that one might not ever be used, he took one back.

 

[mawders]

Tom Cleverley washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher

 

[Prevenger17]

If Tom Cleverley sees a large spider in the living room, he scoops it up with a glass and a piece of card and frees it

 

[MikeH72]

That this game is still going is testament to what an utter dull shed that man really is.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Tom Cleverley grows his own veg

 

[MikeH72]

Tom Cleverly " spots " Purple Aki, when in the gym.

Tom Cleverley puts safety clips on the Smith machine.

 

[Kungfunesmori]

Tom cleverly always worried about his old milk monitor medals losing their place in his display cabinet when he wins all his footy trophies, luckily the day never came.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Tom Cleverley ran to Church to give confession the morning after a little fart slipped out when kneeling to pray before bed the night before.

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

Tom Cleverley won't ever get a haircut at a different barbers in fear of immense guilt.

 

[tmgc]

Tom Cleverley loves to visit the bank after training once a week, and spend the afternoon discussing the various pension options open to him.

 

[tmgc]

Tom Cleverley always wears a life jacket on his annual visit to the Birmingham Sea Life Center.