Tom Cleverley

[Fletch]

Tom Cleverley always opens the fridge slowly just in case the milk topples over and splashes a bit.

 

[Moggers]

Tom Cleverley carries a small plastic triangle shape cutter in his pocket all the time, just in case he visits friends houses and they only have Dairylea in tubs.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Tom Cleverley has never opened an advent calendar window before the due date.

 

[Kungfunesmori]

Tom cleverly would like to thank Vanessa feltz and all at bcc radio 2 this lunchtime for reminding him that heading a football is very, very dangerous and could lead to dimentia in later life.

 

[danny=)]

Tom Cleverley doesn't drink milkshakes unless he shakes his own milk because he believes any milk unshaken by him to be of a lesser quality

 

[MikeH72]

Tom cleverly would like to thank Vanessa feltz and all at bcc radio 2 this lunchtime for reminding him that heading a football is very, very dangerous and could lead to dimentia in later life.

Tom Cleverley has avoided heading a football ever since Newcastle's Rob Elliot punched one at his face and nearly knocked him out.

 

[cronullasharks]

Tom Cleverley has the Bristol Stool Chart as his screensaver

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

Tom Cleverley washes his hands immediately after shaking hands. Coincidentally, his CD in his car for his commute is Robbie Williams Greatest Hits.

 

[Ihaters]

Tom Cleverly has never read a brief history of time as he believes that the history of time should be quite an involved subject and a brief write up will not do it justice.

He has also never read the origins of man, but believes the answer is probably somewhere near Stoke

 

[Philw]

Tom Cleverley is the bloke who found £50m worth of cocaine on the beach and immediately informed the authorities.

That's so Clev...


Tom Cleverley applies in writting before attempting to initiate coitus with his missus.



I actually like Tom, seems like a perfectly nice respectable person, and a decent if not spectacular footballer!

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Tom Cleverley has a tupperware tub of salt and peppers in his kitbag.

 

[Angle c]

Tom Cleverley has never opened an advent calendar window before the due date.

He's in no rush though because
Tom cleverley has a picture advent calendar, he thinks eating that much chocolate in 25 days is not good for fitness levels.

 

[Fletch]

Tom Cleverley never selects reverse on his Range Rover Auto before the car has completely stopped and he checks there are no obstacles in the rear view mirror.

 

[fandjango]

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