Tom Cleverley

[nsno-chris]

Rather dip my nads in acid than see this snivelling rat step out in our glorious royal blue again

Another El Coco failure placed on the scrap heap.

See ye

 

[N0L1M1TK]

He won me a small fortune with his last minute goal against the horse punching barcodes.

Glad he's moved on, offered nothing but a body - and that wasnt a guarantee.

 

[MikeH72]

Rather dip my nads in acid than see this snivelling rat step out in our glorious royal blue again

Another El Coco failure placed on the scrap heap.

See ye

Getting jeered off against United was a fitting end to his Everton career.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Tom Cleverley is the type of man who joins the lib dems after the implosion because he still believes in their project

Tom Cleverley doesn't really have any sort of allergies but he still insists that gluten will make him sick, announcing this broadly when eating out

Tom Cleverley probably owns horses

Tom Cleverley goes to an Indian restaurant and orders a Chicken Korma with boiled rice

Tom Cleverley usually orders a venti decaf chai latté with skimmed soy milk. And he insists on saying "Venti" instead of "large"

Tom Cleverley plays FIFA on "Amateur" difficulty, but lies when asked about it

Tom Cleverley thinks Valentine's day is a lovely tradition, but he always does the same underwhelming thing for his bird every year: renewing her Vogue subscription

Tom Cleverley goes to art galleries to look at investment opportunities

Tom Cleverley packs tiny carrots as snacks when going to the beach

Tom Cleverley used to be a little bit bi-curious when he was a teenager, but these days he's only curious about scientology

Tom Cleverley only has his car upholstered in leather that matches his eyes.

Tom Cleverley irons his own underpants. Very neatly.

Tom Cleverley loves an Omelette, but calls every one he makes 'Spanish' to make it sound more fancy.

Tom Cleverley can't go to bed until he drinks a glass of tepid water and eats a piece of dry toast

Tom Cleverley goes to parties and tells people he is an avid bird watcher while in fact he is only a slightly enthusiastic bird watcher and actually hasn't seen as many birds as he tends to claim he has

Tom Cleverley has shinpads with his initials on.

Tom Cleverley bought a Rolex "because it tells the time better"

Tom Cleverley can't decide whether he has peanut butter in his chocolate or chocolate in his peanut butter

Tom Cleverley sits in the passenger seat when he gets a taxi.

Tom Cleverley doesn't always read, but when he does it's out loud at someone who is trying to watch the telly.

Tom Cleverley uses a shoe horn, even for his trainers

Tom Cleverley introduces himself quirkily as "Tom Cleverley. Cleverly by name Cleverley by nature!"

Tom Cleverley's favourite Everton player of all time is Nick Barmby.

Tom Cleverley always thinks he's forgotten to turn the oven off 3 hours into a 6 hour car journey

Tom Cleverley always orders the Fillet 'O' Fish at McDonalds and can only finish half of it

Tom Cleverley's favourite colour is battleship grey.

Tom Cleverley's favourite Beatle is Ringo

Tom Cleverley can't beat Gabby Jay on Super Punch Out

Tom Cleverley fills his cereal bowls with milk, drinks the milk, then eats the cereal dry

Tom Cleverley favourite biscuits are digestives.

Tom Cleverley dots his i's with love hearts

Tom Cleverley eats double deckers base first

Tom Cleverley lets the homeless feed him

Tom Cleverley is too self-conscious to only shop at Marks & Spencer and too posh to shop at Iceland. Therefore, Tom Cleverley never shops.

Tom Cleverley's favourite cheese is medium.

Tom Cleverley has a cat flap with his face on the outside, but doesn't have a cat

Tom Cleverley used to show up to the parent-teacher-meetings before the teacher. And the parents.

Tom Cleverley still takes a bowl to the ice cream van

Tom Cleverley bought a twin-sized bed and wondered where his brother was

Tom Cleverly uses the handbrake when performing a three point turn

Tom Cleverley's wifi password is "tomcleverley".

Tom Cleverley never returns a pen after he's borrowed it

Tom Cleverly wears Phil Neville pyjamas.....

Tom Cleverly cuts his own hair.

Tom Cleverly buys a separate stick to stir his paint

Tom Cleverley only eats the plain crisps at a party leaving the flavoured ones for others

Tom Cleverley puts the bins out 5 minutes after they've been emptied just so he doesn't miss out next time

Tom Cleverley washes the dishes in the sink because using the dishwasher seems daunting

Tom Cleverley has caught every single Pokemon

Tom Cleverley always reads the terms and conditions before clicking to proceed.

Tom Cleverley has two sky plus boxes but he sets them both up to record the same programmes in case one of them fails.

Tom Cleverley gets fed turkey dinosaurs and smiley chips by his mum.

When Tom Cleverley books a reservation and doesn't want anyone to know it's him, he uses the name Clom Teverley.

Tom Cleverley still listens to cassette tapes in the car

Tom Cleverley likes Nickelback.

Tom cleverleys guilty pleasure is kinder eggs, he finds the building of the toys quite challenging!

Tom cleverley doesn't believe in being 'fashionably late', he believes it's much cooler to respect your host and turn up on time.

Tom Cleverley will never lend you a pound coin to put in a trolley

Tom Cleverley dreams of owning a stamp collection one day

Tom Cleverley hogs the middle lane of the motorway whilst listening to Olly Murs.

Tom Cleverley reads the entire licence agreement everytime he updates iTunes

Tom Cleverley is the short for Thomas Cleverley

Tom Cleverley wore his school uniform on non-uniform day.

Tom Cleverley always asks his hairdresser to cut more when they hold the mirror up to see the back of his head.

Tom Cleverley edits the FIFA and Footy Manager databases to make himself the best player in the world.

Tom Cleverley sells Avon.

Tom Cleverley always wears a rabbit outfit when watching Watership Down.

He said ' its just not the same if I don't '

Tom Cleverley puts water in the sauce bottle when it's nearly empty to get a few extra days out of it

Tom Cleverley wears a seat belt on the lounge.

Tom Cleverley pours capri suns into a glass.

Tom Cleverley fist pumps when the toaster pops up

Tom Cleverley crashes kids birthday parties and undoes the pass the parcel prize on his first go.

Tom Cleverley is responsible for one of the most GOT Got threads ever.

Bordering on genius some of these.

Tom Cleverley makes visitors take their shoes off at the front door

Tom Cleverleys favourite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.

Tom Cleverley wears half and half scarves.

Tom Cleverley calls it soccer

Tom Cleverley is a strong proponent of the multi universe theory.

Tom Cleverley enjoys the Go Compare adverts

Tom Cleverley has only just found out that the blue sachet
in salt in ' salt & shake ' crisps is salt.

Tom Cleverley butters biscuits.

Tom Cleverley wears a crash helmet and hi vis when he uses an exercise bike.

Superman wears Tom Cleverly undees

Tom Cleverley puts the L speaker in his right ear and the R speaker in his left hear in an attempt to make the song sound different.

Tom Cleverley always gets planning permission before building sandcastles

Tom Cleverley is the one who moved the suitcase bomb to the other side of Hitler's table.

Tom Cleverley's favourite Beatles album is "The Best of the Beatles"

Tom Cleverley once gave death a near Cleverley experience

Tom Cleverley is a belt and braces man.

Tom Cleverley didn't trap any of his characters on the Sims in rooms by deleting the doors making them piss/soil their pants, burn or pass out.

Tom Claverley likes to walk around supermarkets looking for potential hazards. He always informs the nearest member of staff.

Tom Cleverley actively participates in neighbourhood watch schemes.

Tom Cleverley voted to remain a member of the European Union but respects the referendum result and hopes the UK can forge a bold new identity in the post-Brexit world.

Tom cleverley has been injured at work when it wasn't his fault, but he refuses to claim as he doesn't want to up the premiums for others

Tom Cleverley's favourite Peppa Pig character is Pedro Pony

Tom Cleverley owns a replica helmet from the show 'Knightmare' and from time to time wears it whilst getting directions around the house from various family members/friends.

Tom Cleverley eats corn on the cob with a knife and fork

Tom Cleverly has made it very clear that if he were American and allowed to cast a vote in the recent election he would have abstained from voting believing there was no clear candidate suitable for the role

Tom gets helped across busy roads by Old Ladies with lots of shopping.

Tom Cleverley's pants smell of lavender.

Tom Cleverley wears a lifejacket when Ice-skating......you never know I suppose.

Tom Cleverley takes his Corby trouser press to the swimming baths.

Tom Cleverley failed his driving test because when the examiner asked him to park the car using forward and reverse gears, he went sidewards.

Tom Cleverley never leaves the bus without a polite 'Thanks Drive' to the driver.

Tom Cleverley admires a solid back foot defensive shot in a game of T20 cricket

Tom Cleverley once bought 2 'bags for life' from Asda, but was so consumed by guilt that one might not ever be used, he took one back.

If Tom Cleverley sees a large spider in the living room, he scoops it up with a glass and a piece of card and frees it

Tom Cleverley grows his own veg

Tom Cleverley loves to visit the bank after training once a week, and spend the afternoon discussing the various pension options open to him.

Tom Cleverley always wears a life jacket on his annual visit to the Birmingham Sea Life Center.

Tom Cleverley has a whole Formula 1 pit crew travel with him at all times just in case he gets a flat tyre

Tom Cleverley is always frustrated that no else seems to like papaya as much as he does

Tom Cleverley requests Cotton Eye Joe on nights out.

Tom Cleverley wears Tom Cleverley pajamas

Tom Cleverley tells the ref when someone swears at him

Tom Cleverley wears double breasted pyjamas.

Tom Cleverley always opens the fridge slowly just in case the milk topples over and splashes a bit.

Tom Cleverley carries a small plastic triangle shape cutter in his pocket all the time, just in case he visits friends houses and they only have Dairylea in tubs.

Tom Cleverley has never opened an advent calendar window before the due date.

Tom Cleverley doesn't drink milkshakes unless he shakes his own milk because he believes any milk unshaken by him to be of a lesser quality

Tom Cleverley appears behind you if you say "Tom Cleverley, Tom Cleverley, Tom Cleverley" into a mirror.

Tom Cleverly always knocks at your door to request permission to phone you

Tom Cleverley follows salt spreaders around on his days off to find out where they go.

Tom Cleverley was once alone in a room with a tea cosy, and didn't try it on.

Tom Cleverly can draw an envelope in one continuous line without his pen ever leaving the page with either hand.

When Tom Cleverley was growing up, he had an imaginary friend called Norman who was a travelling insurance salesman from Dudley.

Tom Cleverley can nutmeg himself on FIFA17

Tom Cleverley likes hanging out at airports and believes the security rules are very wise and entirely rationally implemented

Tom Cleverley carries a breakfast cereal multi pack when jogging in case he gets lost.

Tom Cleverley transfers himself to Barcelona on Fifa and plays himself up front instead of Messi

Tom Cleverley takes Monopoly to an orgy.

tom cleverley gets excited by new tea towels

Tom Cleverley wondered why the football was getting bigger and bigger - then all of a sudden, it hit him.

Tom Cleverley takes the hotel towels out of his wives suitcase.

Tom Cleverly gets a bag of chips from the chippie but always calls them 'French Fries'

Tom Cleverley is a big fan of Little Chef, especially the Crewe branch.

Tom Cleverley pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall

Tom Cleverley knows the lyrics to every N-Sync song except bye bye bye as he finds it is offensive.

Tom Cleverley is still curious to find out exactly what Uptown Funk is going to give to him

Tom Cleverley says Expresso instead of Espresso

Tom Cleverley often has nightmares in which he's being attacked by Playmobil

Tom Cleverley demands to read the Health and Safety manual for every place he visits.

As a teenager Tom Cleverley had a 'thing' for Soo from the Sooty show - he hoped to grow out of it but he never did.

Tom Cleverley gets really annoyed when Time Team destroy a perfectly good lawn.

Tom cleverly waits for the bin men to arrive so he can tell them that the people two door's down have put a plastic milk bottle in with the tin's.

Tom Cleverley lets his tea cool to room temperature before drinking it.

Tom Cleverley has posters of Nissan Micras on his walls.

Tom cleverly will never let people out at junctions because he feel's it is his right of way and even if they are there all day the highway code should strictly adhered to.

Tom Cleverley wears Lynx Africa for a night out.

Tom Cleverley refuses to eat werthers originals unless he's sat on an elderly gentlemans knee.

Lest we ever forget

Best of luck to you at Watford Tom. You will forever live in GOT folklore

 

[ijjysmith]

World football.

In fact don’t even bother. Just delete.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

World football.

In fact don’t even bother. Just delete.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Think of the MEME's Ijjy!

THINK OF THE MEME'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[jonnyg]

Why does everyone call me Tom Sniverley?, snivelled Tom Cleverley

This gave me something to laugh to myself for days!

 

[royalblue66]

Wow, what a star was Snivelly.

 

[harris78]

Tom Cleverley refuses to eat werthers originals unless he's sat on an elderly gentlemans knee.

Tom Cleverleys mum still spits on a tissue and wipes his face clean after she's bought him an ice cream.

 

[larbert toffee]

Lest we ever forget

Best of luck to you at Watford Tom. You will forever live in GOT folklore

Tom Cleverley would politely doff his cap at this list and say c'est la vie.

 

[chrissyjack]

A legend lol

 

[Westend Blue]

Snake

 

[Titus Bramble]

Lest we ever forget

Best of luck to you at Watford Tom. You will forever live in GOT folklore

A lot of effort went into that

Bravo sir

 

[blueboy1945]

Didn't realise all the kids were still off school. Need to grow up and stop insulting a lad who played and did his best for us. Sad lot.

 

[Albertini78]

He won me a small fortune with his last minute goal against the horse punching barcodes.

Glad he's moved on, offered nothing but a body - and that wasnt a guarantee.

Loved that goal almost as good as AJs late winner for us ... Them celebrating the block that lead to the corner thinking danger over lol