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Tony Hibbert

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Donald has as much chance of being able to wave anything around as Hibbert has of being invited onto the coaching staff at Finch Farm.

The difference is Hibbert has a genuine grievance whereas Twain ruined his appendage himself via a cocktail of drugs, midget prostitutes and guilt.

At least Hibbert will always have his carp.

Probably quicker to make a list of the places you haven't.
Imagine getting abused by a pair of whoppers like these two tits ! This site need sorting or great posters like me will leave!
 

More evidence of Farhad showing he doesn't understand our values.

Does he not realise Bill's favourites are garunteed a job for life
 
He's being a bit dramatic to say the least. Tbf though it should be pretty simple to have had someone at the club be just tell him " hibbo lad you've gotten on quite a bit and we're moving forward in a new direction so won't be renewing your contract".

Honestly poor from both sides
 

I think it's appalling if he has / is being treated like that, whether you think Hibbo was a crap footballer or not the guy was here for 25 years and is a blue through and through. During his entire career with us I can't remember a single time he has brought the club into the headlines for the wrong reasons.
Don't think he should have come out and done the interview but I'd be angry if I was treated like that by an employer.

Interesting fact that Des Walker went 264 games without scoring.
 
I think it's appalling if he has / is being treated like that, whether you think Hibbo was a crap footballer or not the guy was here for 25 years and is a blue through and through. During his entire career with us I can't remember a single time he has brought the club into the headlines for the wrong reasons.
Don't think he should have come out and done the interview but I'd be angry if I was treated like that by an employer.

Is this actually a new 'phenomenon'?
Alan Stubbs?
 
Wow. Just wow at the self entitled nerve of this thieving talentless buffoon. Wow, how out of touch with reality is he?

Hello everyone, My name is Tony. I have stole a living by being a very, very limited talent at my job, to the extent that I haven't been selected to do my job for the best part of two years. But the best part is: I got paid a fortune, literally a fortune: what most people will never ever see, for doing sweet FA every week.

But Now I feel I have the gall to complain because there wasn't a nice thank you letter from the powers that be, possibly the only good thing Bill Kenwright has done in charge, those awful haters might say, because don't you know, I'm a big blue, and that's all that matters.

Oh you don't know?! I am what fans call, "a good servant," which is hysterical really, because it basically means I am someone who has honoured their criminally overpaid contract, earning double what these same fans earn a year in the space of one week, but it's ok because I have done nothing this week, and therefore I am a great servant.

But now I want to complain because even though I have barely set foot on the pitch, some might say mercifully, the last two years, those utter horrors who realised the living I was stealing, all too late, didn't thank me for turning up and going through the motions every week, so I now must go to the most right wing, anti-working class news outlet I can find and pour my bleeding heart out to them. Poor me.

Oh and also, everything was great under Moyes, because he called me and my mate Ossie the furniture of the club, and the place is the people's club no longer, but I can say that now that Martinez has gone (not while he was my paymaster of course) and Koeman has half an ant's brain and realises I offer nothing so chased me.

Ah, won't yous all miss me now, won't all you hilarious, original, witty fans miss shouting, "shoot, shoot" everytime I cagily receive the ball then look for someone behind me to give it to, all while using my left foot expertly as a standing foot and my right foot as a broken cheese grater.

Signed Tony Hibbert (slices pen out of play)
 

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