Top five (whatever)

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Post Modernist flavour crisps.
1. Vintage Cheddar and red onion chutney.
2. Slow roast pork with sausage and sage stuffing.
3. Modena Balsamic vinegar and refined Botswanan killer bee honey.
4. Partridge and Bob Dylan tears.
5. Red bull and Egg nog.

 

[icburns]

Top five Tony Hibbert Goals.
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[Clint Planet]

Top Five Half Man Half Biscuit Songs

She's in Broadstairs
Took Problem Chimp to Ideal Home Show
Bob Wilson, Anchorman
For What is Chatteris?
National Sh*te Day

 

[heatmeiser]

Top Five Half Man Half Biscuit Songs

She's in Broadstairs
Took Problem Chimp to Ideal Home Show
Bob Wilson, Anchorman
For What is Chatteris?
National Sh*te Day

How dare you not include 'Used to be in Evil Gazebo'.

 

[Clint Planet]

How dare you not include 'Used to be in Evil Gazebo'.

It's almost impossible to choose, isn't it?

 

[andrewkgsmith]

Top five things it's devastating to find out about a fit girl
1. she's a kopite
2. her dads hard and/or insane
3. she likes muff
4. she has a feller
5. she's taller than you

 

[The Esk]

5 books to widen perspective:


The Known World, by Edward P. Jones
For Whom the Bell Tolls, by Ernest Hemingway
Women, by Charles Bukowski
Labyrinths, by Jorge Luis Borges
Underworld, by Don DeLillo

 

[Pat's Van]

Top five songs to bring down a party...

1. New Dawn Fades - Joy Division
2. Exit Music(for a film) - Radiohead
3. Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
4. Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
5. Atmosphere - Russ Abbott

 

[Clint Planet]

Top five songs to bring down a party...

1. New Dawn Fades - Joy Division
2. Exit Music(for a film) - Radiohead
3. Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
4. Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
5. Atmosphere - Russ Abbott

Genius.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Top five songs to bring down a party...

1. New Dawn Fades - Joy Division
2. Exit Music(for a film) - Radiohead
3. Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
4. Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
5. Atmosphere - Russ Abbott

I love that Russ Abbott song, it forms part of my pre-game routine before stepping out.

 

[Pat's Van]

I love that Russ Abbott song, it forms part of my pre-game routine before stepping out.

Bet you're a snappy dresser too eh Frank ??? Double breasted suit with the sleeves rolled up ??? Espadrills ???

 

[Clint Planet]

....and the REM song for the post-game trudge home.

 

[Hayee]

top 5 sex positions!!:
1: DOGGY
2: missionary, for those lazy nights
3:standing up
4: *how it comes*
5: *not on top*

 

[ToffeeMark]

top 5 sex positions!!:
1: DOGGY
2: missionary, for those lazy nights
3:standing up
4: *how it comes*
5: *not on top*

I like to catch the Mrs from behind while she's washing up.

I Don't like to interupt her Chores but She's a woman, she can multi-task

 

[bluejock]

Top five things about being a dad

1. "Love you too daddy"
2. The first time they squeeze your finger
3. Parent and child parking
4. Rusks
5. Sculpting them into little blues so they can share your eternal struggle against 1500-1645 Saturday depression.