Top five (whatever)

[Hayee]

I like to catch the Mrs from behind while she's washing up.

I Don't like to interupt her Chores but She's a woman, she can multi-task

i totally agree, on numerous occasions ive been slipped one whilst leaning over the bath to wash my hair, only problem is if he gets too excited and i smack my head on the hand rail

 

[ToffeeMark]

Top five things about being a dad

1. "Love you too daddy"
2. The first time they squeeze your finger
3. Parent and child parking
4. Rusks
5. Sculpting them into little blues so they can share your eternal struggle against 1500-1645 Saturday depression.

I took the brainwashing a little far, My little girl will always choose blue if there's a colour choice and she thinks Red is disgusting, she doesn't even know why....

I am ashamed.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Bet you're a snappy dresser too eh Frank ??? Double breasted suit with the sleeves rolled up ??? Espadrills ???

I wish. I can pull off a pair of white shoes quite handsomely though.

 

[ToffeeMark]

i totally agree, on numerous occasions ive been slipped one whilst leaning over the bath to wash my hair, only problem is if he gets too excited and i smack my head on the hand rail

Pleasure pain theory, you've got to take your knocks to get your kicks

 

[bluejock]

i totally agree, on numerous occasions ive been slipped one whilst leaning over the bath to wash my hair, only problem is if he gets too excited and i smack my head on the hand rail

Pics or it never happened

 

[Pat's Van]

I wish. I can pull off a pair of white shoes quite handsomely though.

You don't mean trainee's though do ya ???

You mean like proper white patent leather slip-ons and that ???

 

[Frank Drebin]

You don't mean trainee's though do ya ???

You mean like proper white patent leather slip-ons and that ???

Damn straight. I used to have a white pair by Prada with a silver mesh effect around the sides, perfect for down the disco.

 

[Pat's Van]

Damn straight. I used to have a white pair by Prada with a silver mesh effect around the sides, perfect for down the disco.

Oh man !!! I bet you can "cut a rug" too, you got some smooth moves Franco or what ???

 

[Frank Drebin]

Oh man !!! I bet you can "cut a rug" too, you got some smooth moves Franco or what ???

In my head im Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. A comparison that has yet to be echoed by the general public.

 

[peteblue]

I wish. I can pull off a pair of white shoes quite handsomely though.

High heels ?..........

 

[peteblue]

7,4,2,8,3 my favourite top 5 numbers......

 

[chicoazul]

Top five morning things:

1 - dazed masturbation about the remnants of her mate in your dream.
2 - Full Scottish breakfast.
3 - Coffee and a cigarette.
4 - Turning over and going back to sleep.
5 - Stretching.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Top five morning things:

1 - dazed masturbation about the remnants of her mate in your dream.
2 - Full Scottish breakfast.
3 - Coffee and a cigarette.
4 - Turning over and going back to sleep.
5 - Stretching.

Bloody marvellous. Except I cant always stomach a full scottish breakfast, a litre of irn bru and a bag of brown is more of a weekend treat.

 

[icburns]

Top 5 numbers from 1 to 5

1
2
3
4
5

What about π and e (Euler's number) ffs??
Top five integers from 1 to 5, maybe...

 

[Clint Planet]

Top five morning things:

1 - dazed masturbation about the remnants of her mate in your dream.
2 - Full Scottish breakfast.
3 - Coffee and a cigarette.
4 - Turning over and going back to sleep.
5 - Stretching.

Realising it's Saturday has to be up there. Remembering you're an Evertonian takes the shine off it, slightly, of course.