Bakayoko Stracqualursi
Player Valuation: £500k
Because Dyche will get nagged by his mistress for mistreating his illegitimate son otherwise.
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goes the bleach?
He’d have to stoop!
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £30m
Another, non pant wetting way of looking at it is that we have had the same number of shots as them, and one of their goals was an inexplicable gift. It’s a sickening watch, but they have far more attacking quality, so was always going to be pretty grim. Just need a lucky goal….
say it 3 times
Wish the commentator would stop saying If they get a 3rd it really is game over . It was game over before a ball was kicked
Bakayoko Stracqualursi
Player Valuation: £500k
"It's the second half ffs Shoit MuckNeill"
Was afraid we’d nearly get in the box there.
These are sh*te - just get into them
Otherwise everything is going to plan?
He’s now their 6th choice attacker arguably - whilst he’d comfortably be our best.
My opinion - Dyche knows it. But N'diaye and Lindstrom do not strike me as Dyche signings. The obstinate dinosaur will be doing everything to delay the inevitable.
Maybe its not inevitable even, Danjuma didn't get a look in after all.
Not arsed as long as Maupay gets punched so we have this random feud going really. Entertainment and all
