Transfer Window Thread

[EFCPaul]

"If we bid some McCoys crisps and a pack of Rolos, can we have Nolito?"

"No."

End of that.

 

[ijjysmith]

"If we bid some McCoys crisps and a pack of Rolos, can we have Nolito?"

"No."

End of that.

What flavour McCoys?

 

[bitter-no-better]

The source is supposed to be a guy who leaked the move for Besic 2 weeks before he joined. Toffee TV hinted about nolito last week.

 

[The Mighty Quint]

Bung his agent a 1m brown paper bag sweetener and get it done...

 

[EFCPaul]

What flavour McCoys?

Steak. Even that wouldn't be enough though.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Yes.
This rumour is dead before it even starts.

"I go there or I stay at Celta, no matter what team comes in," he told a press conference.

"I've had a lot of offers, financially to earn much more money, but I'm happy here, I feel like a player and I have the affection of the fans.

"I repeat: I go to Barcelona or I stay at Celta."



NEXT

So your saying there's a chance!!!

 

[eurosrees]

"If we bid some McCoys crisps and a pack of Rolos, can we have Nolito?"

"No."

End of that.

If the answer was "yes", contract negotiations would go a bit like:

"Hi Nolito, would you like to sign for Everton?"

"No"

"Ok, thanks"

 

[bflefc]

So your saying there's a chance!!!

In a Lloyd Christmas accent?

 

[bluesince68]

You would think Bobby would have some good contacts to get some good LaLiga based players over here even on loan, and if we did have some money LaLiga players are better value than the dreaded English premium.

Maybe he's been in England to long and just doesn't have that clout.

 

[kenada_blue]

Didn't he do an interview a few days ago saying the only team he'd move to was Barca?

Or West Ham.

 

[Tubey]

I'm going to have to hear it.
I don't like to read the lyrics first. Never do that with albums. Mainly because the lyrics are too small and I can't read them.

There you go.

https://soundcloud.com/tubey84-1/kagawa

I feel you, Kagawa,
I feel you.
I was half convinced we'd signed you,
satisfield enough to loan you,
sadly I was mistaken.
Kagawa.

Let's sign you, Kagawa,
Let's sign you.
Do they think Dortmund can keep you,
During this transfer window,
You'll have Barkley beside you.
Forget about the United nightmare!

 

[ah11984]

Having lost out to Stoke and West Ham for players...

What could possibly go wrong with targeting someone Barca are interested in.

 

[Goodison87]

Where is the plane tracking fella? Could do with a nolito travel report?

 

[DanB90]

Who does this Nolito fella think he is saying he's only willing to sign for Barca?

What's Barcelona got to offer that Walton hasn't?

 

[ijjysmith]

You would think Bobby would have some good contacts to get some good Spanish players over here,alot better value for money than the dreaded English premium.

maybe he's been in England to long and just doesn't have that clout.

Mate we've had Europe's top clubs lining up to loan us their young stars for like 2 years now.

The line must be massive.