Transfer Window Thread

[RFUS]

This thread gets more desperate every time I open it.

 

[By god I'm blue]

Bild says we're in for Bayern Munich defender Dante, with Leverkusen and Mochengladback also interested.

I'm not sure how I feel about this - he looks slow and error prone but I've seen like 2 games with him, and one was the 7-1 IIRC

Remember him when he played against us for Liege, thought he was quality then, wasn't surprised he ended up at Bayern. Thought he was highly thought of.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

PUT A BID IN EVERTON YOU BAD MEFFS

 

[Mrk]

Paging @Tubey. We have a code red. Immediate revision of the Yarmolenk-o-meter is required. Over.

 

[blue4eva77]

Fwiw
@ReadEverton: Was told tonight that (surprise, surprise) there's nothing imminent regarding Yamolenko. Club interested, yes, but no offer made as of yet.

Jesus christ! !

Why do I never learn. Time and time again.

I was at 3rd base this morning, loving life and saying good morning to strangers on the train.

Deja poo ain't it. I've seen this crap before. Everton just abuse the actual out of me... lawsuit this. Two decades worth of compo.

Get that fkn plane glimming like a mirror, get it fueled up.

 

[EFCPaul]

It's like when a fit bird purposely shows you a bit of leg/boob. What a c*ck-tease.

 

[mattnumber20]

could also be for ever. as in the owners are keeping hold of him for ever.

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

That IS his twitter account, but could something like that be photoshopped? The lad hasn't tweeted since March

 

[DaChunk]

It came up on my timeline I can confirm its legit. But why is he tweeting in english?

 

[Mrk]

That IS his twitter account, but could something like that be photoshopped? The lad hasn't tweeted since March

Was deleted. A few different people have taken screenshots of it, so I doubt it's photoshopped.

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

could also be for ever. as in the owners are keeping hold of him for ever.

With a capital E half way through the word? with ver after it?

 

[Tubey]

Midnight Update: Badly jarg and incredibly ambiguous probable Photoshopped update sends Twitter into meltdown for the 12,365,152th time. Likelihood moves up a notch on the 1% chance it is A) True and B) Has anything whatsoever to do with Everton.

 

[toffeejack]

ForEver ..... staying at dynamo kiev for my career you bunch of meffs.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

That IS his twitter account, but could something like that be photoshopped? The lad hasn't tweeted since March

it appeared on multiple peoples timelines apparently, so not a fake

 

[hetion]

It came up on my timeline I can confirm its legit. But why is he tweeting in english?

For real?

It's dead easy to create fake tweets using any number of websites so I assumed it was that. Did anyone else actually see it?