Transfer Window Thread

[deipnosophist]

How much room do you think we have left for expansion on our wage bill?!

with Yarmo signing, the ceiling has been raised massively. Our commercial revenue is going to go through the roof!!! This guy is absolute world class

 

[deipnosophist]

Mate, if rep were still alive i'd be giving it you in your droves for this. I'm howling here.

the laughter is why we're here mate...it's what makes this place special

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

with Yarmo signing

Ahhh, you poor, sweet, naive little thing.

 

[deipnosophist]

Ahhh, you poor, sweet, naive little thing.

I've been called many things, but those adjectives are foreign to me lol

 

[CaptainBlood]

So if we do sign Yarmalenko we don't need a backup striker as that is one his best qualities that he is versatile enough and experienced in playing both roles,

If he was to sign though it would be a interesting team trying to pick a starting XI as to field out strongest team a midfielder would need to be dropped....

Lukaku
Delefeou (wing)
Yarmalenko (wing)
Mirallas (CAM)
Barkley
McCarthy
Coleman
Stones
Jags
Baines
Howard


Is what I would like to see

I'd replace howard with.......me nan lol

 

[RFUS]

He's a contract nonce mate. He nonces contracts, not children.

Those poor, poor contracts.

 

[Bungle]

yes, @Bungle lends massive comedic buttress to this forum but in so doing, he at times abnegates the primary capacity delegated him this window. We can only hope, at this moment, he is near some rain lashed and wind swept landing strip, plane spotting the arrival of Everton's transferees.

I'm at Thorpe Park, no sighting of any transfer targets here so far

 

[tungetango]

Still going with this (slightly edited);
"I prefer thinking about waking up after deadline day,log on to GOT,still hungover after an amazing start to the season (first half against Watford ignored) and be completely and immediately brought back to life by seeing that beautiful smile from Martinez,surrounded by three phenomenal signings we only have dreamt of with a happy ,joyful Stones hanging over their shoulders,joining in in that incredibly positive atmosphere that has taken over at Goodison."

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Ahhh, you poor, sweet, naive little thing.

indeed.
Eto'o had been playing for us for 6 months before he decided he was going to bin us for another team. I'll not believe Jargolinko is here until he's been playing for us for a couple of years.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

I'm at Thorpe Park, no sighting of any transfer targets here so far

have you checked inside the I'M A CELEBRITY... GET ME OUT OF HERE! MAZE yet?
you never know, these Ukrainians can be quite sneaky.

 

[Bungle]

have you checked inside the I'M A CELEBRITY... GET ME OUT OF HERE! MAZE yet?
you never know, these Ukrainians can be quite sneaky.

Not yet mate, there is a bit that looks like a plane wreck, I figured that seems the logical place to start

 

[Matty_j1878]

He's just waiting to pounce lads

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

ffs lollollol

 

[deipnosophist]

I'm at Thorpe Park, no sighting of any transfer targets here so far

Thorpe Park?? Sheesh Bungle, can't we rely on you for anything? You were appointed chief plane spotter this window...now is not the time for pretending you're in a Scooby Doo movie FFS!

 

[neil999]

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