Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Thorpe Park?? Sheesh Bungle, can't we rely on you for anything? You were appointed chief plane spotter this window...now is not the time for pretending you're in a Scooby Doo movie FFS!
I've neglected my duties, for which I apologise. Just gonna explain this to the kids then I'm on my way to Heathrow.