It’s kind of like when you’ve got this bird, isn’t it lads? And she’s pure sound and goes the game with you every week, even Ipswich away in the league cup second round on her mum’s birthday when she’s on her period. But then, one day, you come back home don’t you lads? Come back home from the hat factory, mercury all up your nose, and she’s there isn’t she lads? She’s there making lasagne with turkey mince and instead of buying the Footie Manager 2015 FLUT DARK skin v6.9 like she was supposed to she’s tweeted all your mates to say you can’t climax without her putting seven fingers up your backside.
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