I quite liked his description of Sergi being a boss dribbler and then @bicycleheader piped up who lives in Barcelona and actually watches their games told him he was describing a totally different player.
His comeback was " I can see the game clearer on my 50 inch telly "
You only have to watch Sergio Robertos youtube clips to realise that he isnt a number 10, hes a DM, MAYBE a DLP, but my cat is a better player.