Transfer Window Thread

[Hangleton]

HAS ANYONE DONE A DANTE'S PEAK OR INFERNO JOKE YET LADS??

#EvertonFamilyBanter

I think Bobby said he's looking for three new Dante jokes before the end of the window.

 

[deipnosophist]

I think Bobby said he's looking for three new Dante jokes before the end of the window.

three Dante jokes?...that's a lot of Dante jokes...you might say that'd signal peak Dante

 

[Lionel Naismith]

I think Bobby said he's looking for three new Dante jokes before the end of the window.

Dante's not what I heard. FFS

 

[mikewex]

Ranocchia?

No thanks, already eaten.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

HAS ANYONE DONE A DANTE'S PEAK OR INFERNO JOKE YET LADS??

#EvertonFamilyBanter

Oww BURN.

 

[catcherintherye]

We were linked tenuously with Lopes along with Spurs and Newcastle earlier on in the window but little more has been mentioned in that regard since. More recent rumours suggested City wanted to loan him out to a PL club, which would make sense considering how highly he's rated. He wasn't part of the Lille squad either time we played them last year but by all accounts looked impressive in Ligue 1.

Both Portugal and Brazil have apparently courted him for their national teams in the future, which gives an indication of his potential. A city fan pal of mine says he stood out massively in their u21s the season before last, hence the loan to Lille. City spunking £100m on Sterling and De Bruyne means he'll almost certainly go somewhere this summer, although I get the impression Martinez wants a more established player for the AM/No.10 position.

I wonder if they might loan him to us?

 

[EddyKent]

No thanks, already eaten.

I like you lad.

 

[Bobbys Shoe Polish]

still off topic.

you're only making this worse for yourself.
7 days...

Haha i hope we sign Yarmalenko

 

[EFC Lord Schweinsteiger]

On a serious note signing Dante will be signing Distin 2.0 he is an absolute car crash. Genuinely he is good at switching play to a speedy right winger but that is it. I believe for a club of our "limited funds" signing Distin at 33 for £6m put us back a couple of years. Finally get shot of him and Alcaraz & do not want to replace with another hasbeen car crash. Pleassse swerve EFC!

 

[toffeejack]

On a serious note signing Dante will be signing Distin 2.0 he is an absolute car crash. Genuinely he is good at switching play to a speedy right winger but that is it. I believe for a club of our "limited funds" signing Distin at 33 for £6m put us back a couple of years. Finally get shot of him and Alcaraz & do not want to replace with another hasbeen car crash. Pleassse swerve EFC!

distin was brilliant for us. people seem clouded by his last couple of months.

 

[Tubey]

On a serious note signing Dante will be signing Distin 2.0 he is an absolute car crash. Genuinely he is good at switching play to a speedy right winger but that is it. I believe for a club of our "limited funds" signing Distin at 33 for £6m put us back a couple of years. Finally get shot of him and Alcaraz & do not want to replace with another hasbeen car crash. Pleassse swerve EFC!

Agree with a fair bit of that, but Distin was an astute signing and did a job for us for a good period of time.

He was a tosser, and faded badly in his last year, but he did a job.

 

[Bobbys Shoe Polish]

He thinks your serious, when are you going to let the poor lad out of his misery. Mind you he deserves a ban for falling for it hook line & sinker lol

Please don't insult my intelligence.

 

[abelard]

On a serious note signing Dante will be signing Distin 2.0 he is an absolute car crash. Genuinely he is good at switching play to a speedy right winger but that is it. I believe for a club of our "limited funds" signing Distin at 33 for £6m put us back a couple of years. Finally get shot of him and Alcaraz & do not want to replace with another hasbeen car crash. Pleassse swerve EFC!

you must have started watching last year

 

[ToffeeDoug]

On a serious note signing Dante will be signing Distin 2.0 he is an absolute car crash. Genuinely he is good at switching play to a speedy right winger but that is it. I believe for a club of our "limited funds" signing Distin at 33 for £6m put us back a couple of years. Finally get shot of him and Alcaraz & do not want to replace with another hasbeen car crash. Pleassse swerve EFC!

Incredibly harsh on Distin. And it was £5m at 31.

 

[blukaku]

On a serious note signing Dante will be signing Distin 2.0 he is an absolute car crash. Genuinely he is good at switching play to a speedy right winger but that is it. I believe for a club of our "limited funds" signing Distin at 33 for £6m put us back a couple of years. Finally get shot of him and Alcaraz & do not want to replace with another hasbeen car crash. Pleassse swerve EFC!

I think we are all agreed that this is wrong! Distin was a great buy.