Two nights away...

[Lobworm]

Myself and the fortunate one have a small break. I know the two parasites aged 19 and 22 will just turn the heating on when they surface and just leave it, so I'm seriously thinking of hiding the heating controller.

 

[chrismpw]

Switch heating off.

The inevitable 50 person party / gangbang they're planning the, moment you leave the house, will keep them warm.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Myself and the fortunate one have a small break. I know the two parasites aged 19 and 22 will just turn the heating on when they surface and just leave it, so I'm seriously thinking of hiding the heating controller.

Have Hive installed mate. Check and control heating from your phone.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

Have Hive installed mate. Check and control heating from your phone.

I found out about Hive when I was doing a course up in Fleetwood. Another bloke on the course was always fiddling with his phone so I asked him what he was doing. He told me he had Hive at home and while he was away his wife was forever turning the heating up, so he was forever turning it down again lol

 

[NathDogg]

I found out about Hive when I was doing a course up in Fleetwood. Another bloke on the course was always fiddling with his phone so I asked him what he was doing. He told me he had Hive at home and while he was away his wife was forever turning the heating up, so he was forever turning it down again lol

I’ve got Google nest and do exactly the same - does the wife’s head in!

 

[JLW]

So you’re going away for some sexy time and you’re arsed about the kids with the heating??

Minge bag

 

[PhilM]

Have Hive installed mate. Check and control heating from your phone.

Indeed, this is the best way. I've even got it linked to the Alexas so a quick, "Alexa turn the heating off," undermines the wife's urge to have it on.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

We have a log burner but when I'm out I make sure the log shed is padlocked. If she wants to keep warm she'll have to chop down a tree.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Why are some of you married or even have kids? lol

 

[Lobworm]

So you’re going away for some sexy time and you’re arsed about the kids with the heating??

Minge bag

I can confirm this.

 

[Bungle]

Why are some of you married or even have kids? lol

We're Everton fans, misery is all we know and we need to be surrounded by it at all times.

 

[DualityNSNO]

We're Everton fans, misery is all we know and we need to be surrounded by it at all times.

So weird you've all seemingly picked people who make you miserable to have kids with and spend your life with.

Everton, that.

 

[Rita_Poon]

the best laid plans of mice and men do often go awry...

 

[tommye]

Myself and the fortunate one have a small break. I know the two parasites aged 19 and 22 will just turn the heating on when they surface and just leave it, so I'm seriously thinking of hiding the heating controller.

Take it with you.
Leave nothing to chance.


Godspeed

 

[Furey1878]

Myself and the fortunate one have a small break. I know the two parasites aged 19 and 22 will just turn the heating on when they surface and just leave it, so I'm seriously thinking of hiding the heating controller.

Turn off the boiler completely, leave some flint and steel