Two nights away...

[SJB]

Set the timer on it and hide it somewhere in the house.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Myself and the fortunate one have a small break. I know the two parasites aged 19 and 22 will just turn the heating on when they surface and just leave it, so I'm seriously thinking of hiding the heating controller.

Take it with you, change the locks, bar the windows, if you have a shed - let them stay in the shed, but make a few holes so the wind and rain come in.

That'll learn them.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Have Hive installed mate. Check and control heating from your phone.

Keep talking of buying one and the thermostatic radiator valves.

 

[tonyhorne]

It's for 2 nights mate.

Go away and have a good time without worrying.

If all you've got to be concerned about in a few months time is how long the heating was on for during those two days in January then lucky you ...

 

[tim gabbott]

Put it on all day. Keep them warm during day and evening.. this will stop them putting in for 24hrs…which mine did as I left it on timed. I feel your pain..

 

[NathDogg]

So weird you've all seemingly picked people who make you miserable to have kids with and spend your life with.

Everton, that.

My wife made me the happiest I’ve ever been when she said yes, and the kids when they came along even more so.

It’s not my fault she’s a lizard and needs the house as hot as the surface of mercury at all times, which besides the cost, makes life a living hell for me as I’m a fat sweaty biff. I’m a shorts and tee shirts man all year round so you see my predicament.

Google nest has saved me, and she’s getting acclimatised to the more agreeable temperatures of 20 degrees centigrade (I’ll keep knocking that down on the sly to continue her cold weather training).

 

[DualityNSNO]

Big boomer energy in this thread tbh.

 

[Rita_Poon]

It's as though those Christmas jumpers can only be worn one day a year. Frosty the snowman is devo'd!

 

[magicjuan]

Switch heating off.

The inevitable 50 person party / gangbang they're planning the, moment you leave the house, will keep them warm.

But leave the cameras on

 

[magicjuan]

My wife made me the happiest I’ve ever been when she said yes, and the kids when they came along even more so.

It’s not my fault she’s a lizard and needs the house as hot as the surface of mercury at all times, which besides the cost, makes life a living hell for me as I’m a fat sweaty biff. I’m a shorts and tee shirts man all year round so you see my predicament.

Google nest has saved me, and she’s getting acclimatised to the more agreeable temperatures of 20 degrees centigrade (I’ll keep knocking that down on the sly to continue her cold weather training).

You'll welcome her menopause like a long lost friend

 

[DavidH]

Just kill them both before you go. Sorted.


No seriously, who wouldn't want their kids warm in January? It's two nights not 12 months.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Buy a cheap thermostat to act as a dummy and tell them they can turn the dial to whatever temperature they want.

 

[tommye]

Buy a cheap thermostat to act as a dummy...

He tried that with the kids.

The Mrs had only just forgiven him

 

[carlos21]

He tried that with the kids.

The Mrs had only just forgiven him

Good afternoon Tommy.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Dadsnet. What's next, a thread about new windows?