Two nights away...

[Nymzee]

2 days of the heating on isn't gonna bankrupt you mate.

 

[marnie]

Be cheaper to take the 2 little FFFERS with you.

 

[malfosse]

You'll welcome her menopause like a long lost friend

That's even worse, she'll have the heating in the car set to melt the dashboard and the passenger window down.

 

[tommye]

2 days of the heating on isn't gonna bankrupt you mate.

2 days without heating won't kill the offspring.
It'll take them a day to notice and best of the next day tryna work out how to switch it on.

 

[Clarky cat]

Disconnect the Wi-Fi, they will be too consumed with a lack of internet to think rationally they absolutely wont think of touching the heating controls because they would immediately go to a friends house until you are back. You’re welcome.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Why's a 22 year old still at home ffs.

 

[COYBL25]

That's even worse, she'll have the heating in the car set to melt the dashboard and the passenger window down.

Sweating like Jeffrey Dahmer in the serial killers edition of Master Chef

 

[malfosse]

Sweating like Jeffrey Dahmer in the serial killers edition of Master Chef

Honestly she'll come to bed wearing a little shorts set, open the window and put the fan blasting air inches away from her face. The next time I'll see her that night she's dressed like Scott of the 'kin Antarctic.
Wouldn't change her for the world though. The lunatic.

 

[COYBL25]

Honestly she'll come to bed wearing a little shorts set, open the window and put the fan blasting air inches away from her face. The next time I'll see her that night she's dressed like Scott of the 'kin Antarctic.
Wouldn't change her for the world though. The lunatic.

Mate, I feel your pain, I’m currently having to endure the sub Saharan temperatures in the house and the almost non stop threats to murder me and the kids too lol

 

[Lobworm]

Just kill them both before you go. Sorted.


No seriously, who wouldn't want their kids warm in January? It's two nights not 12 months.

Me. The sooner they feck off, the better.

 

[Goat]

Sweet lord

Why's a 22 year old still at home ffs.

Probably due to the crippling rent prices and the lack of affordable housing currently in the UK.

Vote Labour.

 

[coollino]

What lol

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Sweet lord

Probably due to the crippling rent prices and the lack of affordable housing currently in the UK.

Vote Labour.

Parents can't even go away for a couple nights without their kids freezing to death thanks to this Tory government.

 

[coollino]

I remember when I was like 20 or so, I had a house party at my parents house and my nan came over in the morning and whilst she was in the lounge I spotted a huge line of coke in the corner lol

And now we're worrying about the heating going on haaa

 

[Goat]

I remember when I was like 20 or so, I had a house party at my parents house and my nan came over in the morning and whilst she was in the lounge I spotted a huge line of coke in the corner lol

And now we're worrying about the heating going on haaa

My daughter was house sitting for a friend of my wife's a few years back.

It didnt end well, I had to get @tommye to make repairs after she threw a 2 day party that had the whole street moaning about it on Facebook, thats the only way I found out.