Useful tips and helpful hints

[Old Blue 2]

Never argue with women, drunks, and idiots.
With the first, you'll never win.
With the other two, they won't have a clue what you are talking about, so it's pointless...

 

[Old Blue 2]

Never give a sucker an even break.
(W C Fields)

 

[The T-Dex]

This will go viral on tik tok now the secrets out.

@GrandOldTeam let us know when you see it on there.

 

[LEONARD]

Alway's put the plug in the bathroom sink, before you take out, clean, or put in your contact lenses.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Bellybutton fluff makes excellent loft insulation.

 

[trueblue84]

If you're trying to lose weight, half your portion sizes. That way it's only half the calories so you can eat twice as much.

 

[Sadken]

Buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" take it out, replace it with real butter, they won't know what to believe.

 

[ClausThomsen]

If a learner driver stalls at traffic lights in front of you try gesticulating angrily and beeping your horn to encourage their next attempt at pulling off.

 

[degsy]

1) When all else fails - read the instructions
2) When you are looking for those instuctions, they're always in the last place you look - so look there first...unless it's bin day then you're really 'ked

 

[Rita_Poon]

And if anyone can tell me why I can’t post my photos on here as it keeps saying file is too large , that would be wonderful

trim em down in paint.

 

[Thomasc]

If you tired of boiling water to make your tea, pre boil it then freeze it for later.

Good ole Viz

 

[Thomasc]

 

[Thomasc]

 

[Tipp blue]

Morning people, I hope I find you all well and good. I’m feeling particularly jovial today as the sun is shining and I’m currently on a week off from work. I thought to myself this morning “wouldn’t it be great if GOT had thread dedicated for posting handy hints and tips to enable us to help each other” , so here it is.
Oh…. And before we even go there…. All yet mar’s have had my tip !!

Don't cum in your cousin.

 

[Kurt.]

Don't cum in your cousin.

Sounds like you’ve had a bad experience…