Useful tips and helpful hints

[Tipp blue]

Sounds like you’ve had a bad experience…

Yea he wasn't very happy.

 

[DanB90]

From your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot.

So instead of trying shoes on in a shop you can check doin it this way.

It’s easier to put my foot in the shoe than my forearm.

 

[JLW]

It’s easier to put my foot in the shoe than my forearm.

Or put ye shoe in ye forearm and you will know if it fits

 

[Tipp blue]

From your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot.

So instead of trying shoes on in a shop you can check doin it this way.

Your erect penis is the same length as the distance from your wrist to the top of your middle finger, so instead of trying on gloves in a shop.

 

[JLW]

Your erect penis is the same length as the distance from your wrist to the top of your middle finger, so instead of trying on gloves in a shop.

"Sir" "Why are you going in the changing rooms to try on gloves"

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Don't support Everton; causes insanity. GOT is proof.

 

[Goodison87]

Never enter into a “period of exclusivity” with a certain Mr. Moshiri of Liverpool L4 area. He’ll swipe you for £200 million before you can blink and leave you scratching your head…

 

[YoboCopter]

Dont eat yellow snow

 

[Connor mcloud]

Dont invite different religions and vegans to Christmas dinner, it seriously reduces your meal options.
( Christmas day 2023. Never again )

 

[goldfinchmule]

Dont eat yellow snow

Wye

Dont eat yellow snow

Why its nice

 

[YoboCopter]

Wye

Why its nice

Its ur mums piss

 

[Blue 1]

Don't get in the shower after a big line of ketamine. It is a bit confusing.

Don't try and have sex on ketamine. It's all arms and legs.

In fact, avoid ketamine altogether. Abhorrent stuff.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Its ur mums piss

Exactley

Its ur mums piss

Exactley been on it for years