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BigDuncTributeBand
Player Valuation: £25m
I hoped we would sell him in the summer, like playing with 10 men when we have the ball, he just hides and is so timid. Thought against Brentford he played his best game for us and wondered if I had been too hasty…but no, normal service resumed today. Offers us nothing with the ball.
coleman=quality
Player Valuation: £15m
He offers nothing he’s so bad, never been a fan of his but now starting to hate seeing him in a blue shirt.
Can barely use one foot
Everton1654
Player Valuation: £6m
Crosses like a 7 year old. Dead loopy with no pace on it
Jimmy Flangemoth
Player Valuation: £6m
He's cack. Always has been.
He had a decent game against Villa midweek, and folk thought he'd turned a corner.
He had a decent game against Villa midweek, and folk thought he'd turned a corner.
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
So, so bad
Can't take watching this toad any longer.
Absolutely appalling excuse of a footballer.
Absolutely appalling excuse of a footballer.
Little wonder he's had 0 assists.
He'll never register a single premier league assist.
Can't cross a ball.
Absolutely woeful.
Arteta2391
Player Valuation: £30m
calling him mediocre is a compliment at this point
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Sidibe or Kenny playing out of position at left back would be better than him. This lad is absolutely garbage and would struggle in any level in England imo. Won the lottery somehow getting a Premier League contract.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
He is supposed to be good defensively. 3 men left wide open in two league games. We could have lost to Brentford if they punished him the second time.
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