2024/25 Vitalii Mykolenko

[Eggs]

….the first half made a mockery of those who use the excuse; ‘his lack of assists is Dyche’s fault because the full backs don’t get forward’. I lost count of the times he got the ball in space in the top third and never once delivered a threatening cross. It’s such a waste of opportunity.

Selling Digne and bringing in this lad demonstrates our transfer policy.

 

[Paulie]

17 millions WITH addons...barely anything in recent times really

It's a hell of a lot of money for a Championship standard left back.

 

[blueconverse]

The way he plays football is utterly offensive to my eyeballs. It’s like watching a really shy kid trying to play football with a bunch of lads he doesn’t know. His first thought when getting the ball is to just give it to the player standing closest to him at the time. His second thought is to smash it at a defenders shins. Cringe watching him

Very accurate analogy I couldn't put my finger on it but you've nailed it. Looks like primary school kid playing with secondary school lads.

 

[Walken]

You really do have to be there in the flesh to appreciate how terrible he is