2024/25 Vitalii Mykolenko

[Vintage]

Interesting that his scarecrow impression did little to put off the advancing Forest attack.
This led to a goal.
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Vitalii Worzel Gummidge Mykolenko

 

[Vintage]

Does he aim for a player with his crosses or just hit and hope it goes in the right area?

He aims for a player alright. The nearest opposition player

 

[Vintage]

How can a premier league player not have done HUNDREDS of hours of work to make himself more two-footed? There is no excuse.
Never mind the complete inability to pass with his right foot, it's even painful to watch him turn with the ball if he is facing infield.

Dwight McNeil enters the chatroom and immediately

 

[PhilEFC]

No pressure on him to improve or perform consistently when there isn’t any competition for places.

He’s picked week in week out regardless because of our piss poor recruitment and academy set up.

 

[SuperKev91]

Ipswich have a miles better left back, sums it up.

 

[barneygumble]

Sold Digne for £25m
Bought Mykolenko for £17m.

If that wasn't bad enough, he may be the worst Everton player I've seen for 2 decades and I've seen the likes of Li Weifeng, Per Kroldrup, Straqualursi and so on.

Can't cross, terrified to cross the half way line, weak as anything, and where he's supposed to excel is defensively, but he's so absent minded, that he often leaves his flank open, because his positioning is that of a Centre Half.

And yes, I watched Harrison yesterday and he was still somehow worse.

 

[dannyboy]

Sold Digne for £25m
Bought Mykolenko for £17m.

If that wasn't bad enough, he may be the worst Everton player I've seen for 2 decades and I've seen the likes of Li Weifeng, Per Kroldrup, Straqualursi and so on.

Can't cross, terrified to cross the half way line, weak as anything, and where he's supposed to excel is defensively, but he's so absent minded, that he often leaves his flank open, because his positioning is that of a Centre Half.

And yes, I watched Harrison yesterday and he was still somehow worse.

That second Forest goal yesterday all came from him not wanting to involved waiting for that ball. Convinced he knows he's well out of his depth and therefore he spends the whole 90 minutes trying to do as little as possible to avoid big mistakes.

 

[SuperKev91]

Sold Digne for £25m
Bought Mykolenko for £17m.

If that wasn't bad enough, he may be the worst Everton player I've seen for 2 decades and I've seen the likes of Li Weifeng, Per Kroldrup, Straqualursi and so on.

Can't cross, terrified to cross the half way line, weak as anything, and where he's supposed to excel is defensively, but he's so absent minded, that he often leaves his flank open, because his positioning is that of a Centre Half.

And yes, I watched Harrison yesterday and he was still somehow worse.

He’s easily the worst player I can ever remember us having who is a nailed on starter. Nobody even comes close. He makes Sidibe look like a top class full back.

He would still be struggling in the championship, no doubt about it.

 

[barneygumble]

He’s easily the worst player I can ever remember us having who is a nailed on starter. Nobody even comes close. He makes Sidibe look like a top class full back.

He would still be struggling in the championship, no doubt about it.

Sidibe looks like a superstar by comparison.

Hell probably get fondly remember for the huge goal against Leicester, but he's up there with one of the worst players in my memory.

 

[SuperKev91]

Sidibe looks like a superstar by comparison.

Hell probably get fondly remember for the huge goal against Leicester, but he's up there with one of the worst players in my memory.

Genuinely.

I think Cuco Martina was more of a premier league capable player and that sounds ridiculous even typing it.

I don’t actually think he was any worse than Myko even at left back. That’s depressing as hell.

 

[barneygumble]

Genuinely.

I think Cuco Martina was more of a premier league capable player and that sounds ridiculous even typing it.

I don’t actually think he was any worse than Myko even at left back. That’s depressing as hell.

I'm not re-writing history here, because he was utterly garbage, but Martina was regularly played out of position on the other side.

He was always going to be garbage.

 

[JJK]

He crosses the ball like he’s wearing his dads slippers that are to big for him. It’s the most awkward ball striking technique I’ve ever seen.

Whoever scouted him I hope isn’t at the club anymore.

 

[SuperKev91]

I'm not re-writing history here, because he was utterly garbage, but Martina was regularly played out of position on the other side.

He was always going to be garbage.

He was absolutely atrocious, and still more suited to the prem than Myko. I honestly think he’s about league one level technically.

When he first arrived I thought his positioning looked off but it was just the pace of the game - it’s not improved at all. He clearly has abysmal defensive instincts for anything that isn’t a defender running at him with the ball.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Sold Digne for £25m
Bought Mykolenko for £17m.

If that wasn't bad enough, he may be the worst Everton player I've seen for 2 decades and I've seen the likes of Li Weifeng, Per Kroldrup, Straqualursi and so on.

Can't cross, terrified to cross the half way line, weak as anything, and where he's supposed to excel is defensively, but he's so absent minded, that he often leaves his flank open, because his positioning is that of a Centre Half.

And yes, I watched Harrison yesterday and he was still somehow worse.

Wash your mouth out. Nobody is worse than Jack Harrison.

 

[barneygumble]

Wash your mouth out. Nobody is worse than Jack Harrison.

Did you watch us yesterday?

Mykolenko significantly worse. Which in its self is an achievement.