Wagatha Christie (Rooney V Vardy)

[davmaher]

whoever coined Wagatha Christie was genius

The Scousetrap was another, creative Agatha Christie based one as well.

 

[Yarrgh]

75 pages ffs.

How much will Jamie Vardy be in the bag for?


(I still think double or nothing in the jelly tank is in the decision that best serves justice and the public interest)

I admire your strong support for combat in jelly.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Jamie will be fuming with his mrs here costing him an absolute arm and a leg. No doubt the shameless bint of a wife will end up on Love Island once he's binned her off over the summer.

 

[Yarrgh]

the Vardy legal team must be absolutely gutted

Getting paid s fortune for a frivolous matter. If only every case was like this.

 

[coollino]

Getting paid s fortune for a frivolous matter. If only every case was like this.

It's probably why most don't even make it to the court, they couldn't believe their luck

 

[YoboCopter]

Shes sound coleen

Am made up

 

[degsy]

the Vardy legal team must be absolutely gutted

But extremely well paid as recompense
Lawyers - the true winners

 

[Leylo]

Don't mess with a scouse bird ,cut your head off and piss down your throat, end of

 

[degsy]

I admire your strong support for combat in jelly.

Only in selective cases though

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Depp, Colleen, R Kelly...

My celebrity court picks are all coming in.

This can only mean my accy is doomed for the upcoming season.

 

[Groucho]

I don’t even know why she was suing Johnny Depp anyway.

 

[Ming the Merciful]

I don’t even know why she was suing Johnny Depp anyway.

He said she leaked in his bed or something.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I don’t even know why she was suing Johnny Depp anyway.

Give over, have you seen any of those ''pirate'' films?

 

[Ollie d]

Facebook handbags gone mad.

Should‘ve just sorted it out at a neutral Morrisons.

Won't be no stadium jackets on show, only Hermés permitted!

 

[jazzy]

Won't be no stadium jackets on show, only Hermés permitted!

Hermes? That's so last year darling , don't you listen to DCL?