Wagatha Christie (Rooney V Vardy)

[trueblue84]

That Vardy seems like a nasty piece of work.

Still dislike Amber Heard more but shes cutting it close.

The difference is I'd let amber Heard poo in my bed. Vardy looks rancid. I bet eating her out would be like licking a 9v battery.

 

[Blue Sky]

Bet the legal teams can't believe their luck getting the case , win win win ???

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Vardy is a sly rat though.

Has she? lol

 

[Littlesue]

You wear whatever makes you comfortable

Vardy's boob implants bouncing down the Town Hall steps

 

[COYBL25]

False eyelashes all over the floor and fake tan running down their legs.

With their mates filming it on
their phones and screaming “ LEAVE IT, SHE’S NOT WORTH IT “

 

[tommye]

With their mates filming it on
their phones and screaming “ LEAVE IT, SHE’S NOT WORTH IT “

The Crocky Rocky would rip Vardy's jarg tits off whilst cheered on by her entourage. One day, somewhere quiet and away from prying eyes Coleen will skull rag her roots clean out. Only a matter of time.

 

[alwaysblue]

With their mates filming it on
their phones and screaming “ LEAVE IT, SHE’S NOT WORTH IT “

You forgot 'sllllllaaaaaagggggg'.

 

[argietoffee]

The difference is I'd let amber Heard poo in my bed. Vardy looks rancid. I bet eating her out would be like licking a 9v battery.

Am using that if it aint copyright!!!!

 

[argietoffee]

The Rooney documentary on Amazon was really deeply unsettling.

HIM - I will do this to show that I have a normal family life and and should get the united job even though Id mount a cracked plate

HER - I will do this to show that no matter what my man does, I put my marriage and my kids first and this will help me to win my court case.

ME - God be with the days when this shabbyte wasnt on the telly

 

[larbert toffee]

False eyelashes all over the floor and fake tan running down the crack of their arses.

Fixed it for you Marnie you've been in Greece too long ??

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I am loving the whole thing. Comedy gold.

 

[Blue 1]

Wagatha Christie?

Wagnarok, more like.

 

[Littlesue]

Poor Jaimie Vardy being married to that low life, no wonder his Mom and Dad have nothing to do with him anymore. The ideal ending would be for Jaimie and Coleen to walk off into the sunset together with all those 9 kids.

 

[WilliamPerry]

Sarah Harding getting dragged into it all feels a bit scummy tbh

 

[tmgc]

The difference is I'd let amber Heard poo in my bed. Vardy looks rancid. I bet eating her out would be like[QUOTE="trueblue84, post: 9643332

Id rather lick out Hercules.