Wagatha Christie (Rooney V Vardy)

[Milk]

 

[gonetomorrow]

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If you saw him in a corridor you'd turn around.
And her chest is all wrong.
I hope they win though.

 

[Yarrgh]

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His shirts about to give there. He'll have someone's eye out with flying buttons.

 

[cronullasharks]

Wayne must be 36 in dog years

 

[Ray Purchase]

Neither of these women, have never read a book in their lives.

 

[Milk]

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[navidson]

Neither of these women, have never read a book in their lives.

So they have read a book then?

 

[WilliamPerry]

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Vardy needs to invest in a oneblade for that chin.

 

[trueblue84]

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To be fair, they are pretty adept at capturing the essence of the person (i.e. Rooney and Colleen look like they're in court for benefits fraud. Vardy looks like a ferret masquerading as a human female.

 

[wainy]

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Is that David prices suit she’s got on?

 

[strummer]

The difference is I'd let amber Heard poo in my bed. Vardy looks rancid. I bet eating her out would be like licking a 9v battery.

Absolutely brilliant. Even though I've got no idea who amber heard is

 

[magicjuan]

Neither of these women, have never read a book in their lives.

?

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Wayne is in the witness box today. This should be good.

 

[Toast]

Wayne is in the witness box today. This should be good.

He’s younger than Cristiano Ronaldo remember..

 

[anjelikaferrett]

He’s younger than Cristiano Ronaldo remember..

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I know. But I bet he's had more fun!