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[carlos21]

I’m writing to the top brass at the makers of TUC Crackers to demand they name the absolute God of a Flavourings Chemist who concocted their Bacon flavour beauties. He or she deserves a kinighthood. Top, top work sir or madam.

If you haven’t tried them yet, you need to before Life passes you by. Majestic, absolutely majestic.

I love those mate.

 

[evertony]

I love those mate.

We need a pic of a beautiful woman scantily-clad, walking her Frenchie on the beach with a pack of Bacon TUC in her mush......

 

[carlos21]

We need a pic of a beautiful woman scantily-clad, walking her Frenchie on the beach with a pack of Bacon TUC in her mush......

I agree with you there tony how are you doing tonight..............

 

[evertony]

I agree with you there tony how are you doing tonight..............

Not bad C-Man...how about you? Dogs had a nice walk tonight before it lashed down

 

[carlos21]

Not bad C-Man...how about you? Dogs had a nice walk tonight before it lashed down

That’s good to hear what dogs you got again.

 

[carlos21]

Not bad C-Man...how about you? Dogs had a nice walk tonight before it lashed down

I wonder where this pic is coming from mate.

 

[Archie Knox]

Fair play to her levels of customer service, haha.

 

[kev]

 

[McBain]

Im in an argument here that theres Lesbians that wouldn’t use D**dos.

Every lesbian would have those ‘marital aids’ to do it wouldn’t they?? My adversary is claiming thats why they are lesbians in the first place. I can’t abide with this logic. How do they do it then?

Whats the consensus on this?

 

[degsy]

3 3 D are the right answers

2 5 C

 

[degsy]

In memory of Arch Stanton who died 158 years ago today

@arch stanton apparently you're dead mate.

 

[chrismpw]

2 5 C

1 2 A

 

[Nymzee]

Im in an argument here that theres Lesbians that wouldn’t use D**dos.

Every lesbian would have those ‘marital aids’ to do it wouldn’t they?? My adversary is claiming thats why they are lesbians in the first place. I can’t abide with this logic. How do they do it then?

Whats the consensus on this?

Are you saying all lesbians have dildos? Because if so, that's going to be wholly untrue. Penetratation isn't the key to female pleasure so why would a penetrative toy be a requirement for lesbian sex?

 

[arch stanton]

@arch stanton apparently you're dead mate.

Do you know, I thought I was feeling a bit under the weather, that explains it x

 

[jaspercabbage]

@arch stanton apparently you're dead mate.

There actually is a thread into which this post would fit.