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I bought a new bass yesterday. It has a fifth string, which means it has an extended lower range. I played a low B last night during “Road to Hell” and some people at the bar developed immediate bowel issues.

If this bass was a human, it’d talk so deep you’d think they’d tucked their balls into their socks.
 
I bought a new bass yesterday. It has a fifth string, which means it has an extended lower range. I played a low B last night during “Road to Hell” and some people at the bar developed immediate bowel issues.

If this bass was a human, it’d talk so deep you’d think they’d tucked their balls into their socks.
Gives a new slant to the opening line?

(Granted probably only this version...
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