Match Thread Watford v Everton Sat 9th April 2016 KO 15:00

[Tubey]

ah yeah sorry, i'm wrong. every player out there is a robot and has to be programmed what to do. Utter tosh, he's not going to sub him off for kicking the ball out for a throw. They're human beings, they have actual brains to make decisions for themselves.

They have to be coached too!

Martinez's philosophy is "do what you want lads, it's alright, you're boss" - and we just saw the end result.

We're struggling - it should be a time to go back to basics. They're clearly not coached to do so - just to do the same old stupid things over and over again.

 

[DanEFC92]

The dressing room at half time must be quite something.

According to Roberto they sit around and boo each other

 

[Toast]

Dennis Lawrence needs to stand in front of our travelling fans and explain to them what he actually does with the defence during the week. As far as I see it - not a great deal.

He's a crap coach working for a crap manager - GO Now all of you - it's embarrassing.

Big Dunc gets an easy ride off us fans too..

Tough to say, as he's a hero of mine.

 

[EvertonRhys]

Claire Balding's on 4

Love Eddie Izzard.

 

[Croker]

Having a chat about Chemistry.

"So, lads, if I take this magnesium, right...lads? LADS?"

 

[Tubey]

Big Dunc gets an easy ride off us fans too..

Tough to say, as he's a hero of mine.

What's he meant to do, coach corners on the sly on a field somewhere after training, so Bobby doesn't know?

 

[carlos21]

Goal Everton Baines

 

[Smodger]

Some of them players don't look arsed.

 

[mlyons]

Was that the fourth or fifth time this season we've conceded later than the originally indicated stoppage time?

 

[DualityNSNO]

What's he meant to do, coach corners on the sly on a field somewhere after training, so Bobby doesn't know?

lol

 

[Ollie d]

Confident we will still win

 

[Croker]

What's he meant to do, coach corners on the sly on a field somewhere after training, so Bobby doesn't know?

I wish to Christ he would.

 

[EvertonRhys]

To still not be mathematically safe at this point of the season. Wow.

 

[longers]

If only Barkleys brain worked a second faster

 

[Huyton Layne]

Is it "around the block", Roy?