toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
He was asleep in the hotel room.Anyone seen the photos of Rooney doing the rounds on WhatsApp today with 2 brasses in a hotel?
Big trouble ahead. He will never learn.
Heard that one before somewhere.
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He was asleep in the hotel room.Anyone seen the photos of Rooney doing the rounds on WhatsApp today with 2 brasses in a hotel?
Big trouble ahead. He will never learn.
Unless he’s been on a super fast diet then it’s old mate, he was about 16 stone last week, that looked like he was during his playing days.Anyone seen the photos of Rooney doing the rounds on WhatsApp today with 2 brasses in a hotel?
Big trouble ahead. He will never learn.
Well, I didn't think he'd be particularly happy.He’s fuming about them getting released apparently. Like he didn’t say to them take some pictures of me asleep, then release them if Colleen got wind of anything and he’s like look I’m asleep. It was just a party with the lads and I fell asleep in the corner. Moments later he was snorting a big fat slug out of one of their arses flexing in a mirror like Patrick Bateman
Just seen the same photos and a video of some bird farting on him. They defo don’t look recent though. Seen a few claims on Twitter that they’re from 2018.
Have you seen it mate? She lets rip!
Just seen the same photos and a video of some bird farting on him. They defo don’t look recent though. Seen a few claims on Twitter that they’re from 2018.
Have you seen it mate? She lets rip!
No I have not but I’m dying at the mere thought of it.
Lad its a proper fart. Impressive. Can't wait to get in bedNo I have not but I’m dying at the mere thought of it.
Don't say thatThat has to be a fake sound effect.
I hope so, for her sake.That has to be a fake sound effect.
Lad its a proper fart. Impressive. Can't wait to get in bed