Wayno
Player Valuation: £15m
“For whatever reason”
He was on £150,000 a week and got arrested for drink driving whilst attempting to cheat on his wife , after spending years acting like a proper family man Evertonian who brought up his kids as blues.
Kicked off when he was subbed off a few times, when he had a stinker it was like playing with 10 men.
Missed pens left right and centre yet still insisted on taking them, was top scorer in a team that was utterly utterly gash for most the season with no striker , including a hat trick against a West Ham team that had just turned up for banter.
Sick of his gob, do one Wayne. You jumped up and down in front of the park end kissing a man united badge in front of a huge row of flowers on the day we mourned an all time great Evertonian in Alan Ball. We owe him absolutely nothing.
Koff
He was on £150,000 a week and got arrested for drink driving whilst attempting to cheat on his wife , after spending years acting like a proper family man Evertonian who brought up his kids as blues.
Kicked off when he was subbed off a few times, when he had a stinker it was like playing with 10 men.
Missed pens left right and centre yet still insisted on taking them, was top scorer in a team that was utterly utterly gash for most the season with no striker , including a hat trick against a West Ham team that had just turned up for banter.
Sick of his gob, do one Wayne. You jumped up and down in front of the park end kissing a man united badge in front of a huge row of flowers on the day we mourned an all time great Evertonian in Alan Ball. We owe him absolutely nothing.
Koff