Dubai Blue
Player Valuation: £8m
According to science Valencia is our best playerWell Rooney has 4 in 55 appearances so that's 1 in 11 and worse than Enner Valencia x
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According to science Valencia is our best playerWell Rooney has 4 in 55 appearances so that's 1 in 11 and worse than Enner Valencia x
I wouldn't bet against Rooney being no.10 for Everton next year, with the current incumbent moving on.
Lukaku can take the No 9 next season once Kone has been binned off. Happy daysChrist I hope you're wrong.
I can imagine what some of our young players would think seeing fat old Rooney waddle through the door and straight into the first team.Christ I hope you're wrong.
I can imagine what some of our young players would think seeing fat old Rooney waddle through the door and straight into the first team.
Probably "OMG, I get the chance to train and play with 1 of the best players who's played in this league, who has won pretty much everything in the game, is England's highest goalscorer, and he is so desperate to play here, he's taken a massive paycut and turned down lucrative offers from abroad to come and play for my team... and he's nowhere near as fat as people say either."
I can imagine what some of our young players would think seeing fat old Rooney waddle through the door and straight into the first team.
Probably "OMG, I get the chance to train and play with 1 of the best players who's played in this league, who has won pretty much everything in the game, is England's highest goalscorer, and he is so desperate to play here, he's taken a massive paycut and turned down lucrative offers from abroad to come and play for my team... and he's nowhere near as fat as people say either."
I'll believe it when I see it.Probably "OMG, I get the chance to train and play with 1 of the best players who's played in this league, who has won pretty much everything in the game, is England's highest goalscorer, and he is so desperate to play here, he's taken a massive paycut and turned down lucrative offers from abroad to come and play for my team... and he's nowhere near as fat as people say either."
Their manager is that kind of inspiration. He is one of the all time great players.
"Omg, I get the chance to train and play for one of the best players who's EVER PLAYED THE GAME, who has won pretty much everything in the game, is also now a fantastic manager, and he is so desperate to win things and get us into Champions League....and, yes, he's a little chubby, but he deserves to enjoy his meals after such an incredible career".
If Rooney was so desperate to play for Everton, he would never have left. Sentimental nonsense, the type that doesn't win you anything. We need to go sign GREAT YOUNG PLAYERS.
What the young players would really think with Rooney is
"Wow, I can leave Everton for the prime years of my career and still come back as a hero".
This. He would have been a huge asset in a game like the snore draw at the weekend. We need more options in attack and as long as we aren't paying something stupid like £20m for him then I don't mind is getting him back. Experience in Europe will be a huge asset too.Rooney would improve us.
But we won't bring him in unless the deal is absolutely right for the club.
Rooney would improve us.
But we won't bring him in unless the deal is absolutely right for the club.