Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
"Would rather give Dowell or Walsh a chance instead."
Because they're of similar ability. Jesus fkn wept.
Because they're of similar ability. Jesus fkn wept.
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Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £30m
We should sign him and make him play the whole season in the u23's as a punishment for leaving in the first place.
On match days he can dress up as a toffee lady and throw sweets into the crowd. Supporters can be encouraged to throw them back at him.
On match days he can dress up as a toffee lady and throw sweets into the crowd. Supporters can be encouraged to throw them back at him.
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £30m
Seriously though I'm not really arsed either way. He doesn't appear to be any good these days so what's the point?
Could we afford the hair transplants?lol
He could just use the leftover Fellaini wigs
Typical on the cheap the Everton way lol
Hope he goes to China tbh!
TBF we could offer him a coaching role with the kids - the white Pele Colin Harper taught him all he knows !
TheFinnFan
Finners
He should just let is blossom like nature has intended
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Colin Harvey
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £30m
He's good like but you shouldve seen Colin Harper in his heyday.
lol I pad typo correction lol
Yes the one grand only Harvey - the white Pele I seen him play some of Rooney passes are textbook Harvey passes !
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Better correction than the white pole
griffla
Player Valuation: £10m
He's clearly not the same player who scored goals for fun 5 or 6 years ago, but for a nominal fee, Rooney would give us extra squad depth and some guaranteed quality.
I'm watching Ajax v Utd here and its the first time I've seen them and Dolberg, who many posters mention as their dream signing. He's done sweet FA all game and just got subbed. The premier league is littered with strikers who turn out to be expensive flops.
Martial £36m
Andy Carrol £35m (LOL)
Benteke £32m
Shevchenko £30m
Robinho £32
Of course I hope Steve Walsh has some tricks up his sleeve and we sign some players I've never heard of and they turn out to be brilliant. But for a cheap squad filler, Rooney would be near perfect.
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