Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[Bally8]

Bill Kenwright is writing his musical as we speak. The Rerturn of Rooney (not to be narated by Jonathan Ross)

The idea of Rooney coming back and Ross signing a new contract must have him aroused in all sorts of ways.

There was a Lloyd-Webber gag but didn't fancy a banning.

 

[Toast]

The idea of Rooney coming back and Ross signing a new contract must have him aroused in all sorts of ways..

Blood Brothers.

 

[hktoffee]

I'm being Frandly with everyone this summer. Even me and Don are good again. All we need to do is click show ignored content and we will never miss each other x

I was glad you didn't go through with your promise to leave the site. That would have been sad.

Also, I'm glad you think Wayne is coming home as I agree too.

I don't leave the site because of you friend.

Just glad I get your attention.

 

[orly]

I don't leave the site because of you friend.

I'm glad me being here has convinced you to stay.

Now please talk about Wayne Rooney as it is a thread about him.

 

[Toast]

Blood Brothers.

Or though some would like..

" Tell me it's not true "

 

[hktoffee]

YES!!!

Not that I want to. Don't get me wrong.

 

[everton2004]

 

[ToffeeTim]

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We could lure him with some bonuses in his contract. An extra 10 grand for every pound he shifts.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

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*vomits*

 

[darkwingduck]

unfortunately he's [Poor language removed], but that won't stop us signing him. We are going to have to endure at least one season of him leading the line

 

[TheFinnFan]

Not that I want to. Don't get me wrong.

Boo!

 

[Groucho]

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Found an old photo of a man travelling back in time and explaining to Einstein that Everton are signing older players like Rooney.....

 

[orly]

Found an old photo of a man travelling back in time and explaining to Einstein that Everton are signing older players like Rooney.....

You can tell by the Illuminati way he is touching his right hand he's saying it's a relatively good deal

 

[eddy]

I hope these are just rumours about the return of the `fathead judas` were on earth is our dignity?
Why would anyone let alone us sign this has been

 

[mkrudden]

*crosses fingers

Would be a really good signing.