ijjysmith
Calm
I'm not so sure he is.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
- Status
I'm not so sure he is.
I actually think he is
I just hope he has a bit of an Indian summer, at least for that first season back
He scores some goals and he sells some shirts
At which point I expect him to go south and FAST in the second season
There'll be a brief period in that first season where we all like him again and it'll be lovely. And then by the end he'll be getting Osman treatment
Osman treatment lol lol lol
ijjysmith
Calm
I agree with your prediction if he does come.
But I don't think he will. From what little we've heard about it, some of the big dogs want him, certain others do not. So it's on who cracks I guess.
I look forward to him kissing the badge after he's just slotted.
It's a real thing
I wasn't online during the Dogs of War days so I'm not sure what their equivalent was, but every team has a player like Osman, someone who exists solely to be scape goated and savaged
Soap
Player Valuation: £6m
Yet more Man Utd cast offs for us. Phil Neville, Darron Gibson and now an overweight, slow, hinderance that will be Wayne Rooney.
Alex Ferguson said that Rooney peaked early in his career and knew he was detiorating at a rapid rate. Then the genius Dave Moyes gives him a 5 year contract at Utd after leaving us.
He's proper dross these days. Wouldn't get in the Stoke City first 11. Yet we're taking him? Why? Aren't we supposed to be a new project, with lofty ambitions? Yet we'd welcome a 30+ year old Rooney back who can't run 5 yards without getting out of breath.
Alex Ferguson said that Rooney peaked early in his career and knew he was detiorating at a rapid rate. Then the genius Dave Moyes gives him a 5 year contract at Utd after leaving us.
He's proper dross these days. Wouldn't get in the Stoke City first 11. Yet we're taking him? Why? Aren't we supposed to be a new project, with lofty ambitions? Yet we'd welcome a 30+ year old Rooney back who can't run 5 yards without getting out of breath.
Martino Robertez
Player Valuation: £6m
Come on Soap lad be sensible, he nearly scored a couple of crackers in Carrick's Testicles yesterday.
He only missed out due to the panther like speed and agility of Carra, and Given was stood in front 5-a-side nets that they kept moving around on wheels.
bullybeef
Player Valuation: £40m
Depends on what he is slotting i suppose.
If it's Irene the 60 year old hooker then no thanks.
She would probably be like a 21 year old in Rooney's eyes.
Bollocked a ref in a testimonial game; bring him back.
CynicalBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
Wishful thinking with his recent scoring record.
- Status