Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[MikeH72]

We all know when he breaks that record.

Man Utd (H)
Sun 4 Dec 2016, 16:00

A short Jagielka back pass gifts the record to him, I can picture the scene.

 

[MikeH72]

Turd again last night eh.

It was the equivalent of beating someone like Blackpool in the League Cup though Friend.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It was the equivalent of beating someone like Blackpool in the League Cup though Friend.

They can't be any worse than Swansea ffs.

 

[MikeH72]

They can't be any worse than Swansea ffs.

They 100% are

 

[Ballyfermot]

Want Judas back? You sluts.

 

[Mountfield1985]

Cons
-Can't run
-Has spent 2 years trying out new positions and failed in every single one.
-Rapidly getting worse.
-31 years old
-Is mates with Darron Gibson.
-Fat crocky scruff.
-Would have to be our highest paid player of all time, and he is trousers.
-Has developed the maddest media accent of all time that makes me want to wash my ears out with cyanide.
-Would cost far more than hundreds of better, younger, fitter players.
-See above. Honest to god mate, there are OTHER players. Let's get over it.
-Kisses Man United badges the mucky little tart.
-Once tried to sue our actual manager.
-Has a Stereophonics tattoo.
-Loves the ale.
-Named his sons KKK.
-Fat crocky scruff.
-Doesn't do the goals no more.
-"@WayneRooney - Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @"


Pro's
-Chipped Brad Jones last night.
-Loves the ale.

 

[Brendan Janus]

They 100% are

Not a chance, Swansea are awful !!

 

[John Osters Love Child]

Cons
-Can't run
-Has spent 2 years trying out new positions and failed in every single one.
-Rapidly getting worse.
-31 years old
-Is mates with Darron Gibson.
-Fat crocky scruff.
-Would have to be our highest paid player of all time, and he is trousers.
-Has developed the maddest media accent of all time that makes me want to wash my ears out with cyanide.
-Would cost far more than hundreds of better, younger, fitter players.
-See above. Honest to god mate, there are OTHER players. Let's get over it.
-Kisses Man United badges the mucky little tart.
-Once tried to sue our actual manager.
-Has a Stereophonics tattoo.
-Loves the ale.
-Named his sons KKK.
-Fat crocky scruff.
-Doesn't do the goals no more.
-"@WayneRooney - Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @"


Pro's
-Chipped Brad Jones last night.
-Loves the ale.

Extra con
Has a stale weetabix for hair

 

[JLW]

Cons
-Can't run Will run a lot more than our bunch of forward players we have now
-Has spent 2 years trying out new positions and failed in every single one. Not his fault the managers move his positions
-Rapidly getting worse. Or interpreted as not as good as he was but still has a lot to offer
-31 years old True
-Is mates with Darron Gibson. Irrelevant
-Fat crocky scruff. I would say he improves our team/squad all day
-Would have to be our highest paid player of all time, and he is trousers. Probably, and he really isn't mate
-Has developed the maddest media accent of all time that makes me want to wash my ears out with cyanide. I agree
-Would cost far more than hundreds of better, younger, fitter players. Better maybe but they wouldn't be signing for Everton
-See above. Honest to god mate, there are OTHER players. Let's get over it.
-Kisses Man United badges the mucky little tart. Agree
-Once tried to sue our actual manager. Not arsed one bit about that
-Has a Stereophonics tattoo. Shocking!! but then again aren't all tattoos
-Loves the ale. He's human
-Named his sons KKK. Lets not go there!
-Fat crocky scruff. Already mentioned
-Doesn't do the goals no more. Maybe because of point 2 you made?
-"@WayneRooney - Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @" ??


Pro's
-Chipped Brad Jones last night.
-Loves the ale.

 

[MikeH72]

Not a chance, Swansea are awful !!

None of the Feyenoord team would get in Swansea's, not a single one

 

[Zatara]

Cons
-Can't run
-Has spent 2 years trying out new positions and failed in every single one.
-Rapidly getting worse.
-31 years old
-Is mates with Darron Gibson.
-Fat crocky scruff.
-Would have to be our highest paid player of all time, and he is trousers.
-Has developed the maddest media accent of all time that makes me want to wash my ears out with cyanide.
-Would cost far more than hundreds of better, younger, fitter players.
-See above. Honest to god mate, there are OTHER players. Let's get over it.
-Kisses Man United badges the mucky little tart.
-Once tried to sue our actual manager.
-Has a Stereophonics tattoo.
-Loves the ale.
-Named his sons KKK.
-Fat crocky scruff.
-Doesn't do the goals no more.
-"@WayneRooney - Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @"


Pro's
-Chipped Brad Jones last night.
-Loves the ale.

whats with the K's for kids...same as the Kardashians...


I reckon theyre Cylons

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

We could have used a extra goal against Swansea with two points lost. On the fence but need someone to step up to score no doubt has the passing game down. That back pass to Mata was brilliant.

 

[Baines' left foot]

We don't need him. Cleverley and Mirallas are just fine.

 

[Markydys]

Not sure what he'd add to our squad. And for the money its cost, total madness. Much more quality out there! Looking forward to January.

 

[Walken]

Not sure what he'd add to our squad. And for the money its cost, total madness. Much more quality out there! Looking forward to January.

I understand the financial argument, but that bit is madness